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KNOW YOUR STATE MOTTO
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<blockquote data-quote="Nowland Farms" data-source="post: 291768" data-attributes="member: 2797"><p>In an effort to spread the "Love" around, this will poke fun at everyone here in the states - </p><p></p><p></p><p>State Mottos ---</p><p></p><p></p><p>Alabama - Heck Yes, We Have Electricity</p><p></p><p>Alaska - 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong</p><p></p><p>Arizona - But It's A Dry Heat</p><p></p><p>Arkansas - Literacy Ain't Everything</p><p></p><p>California - By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda</p><p></p><p>Colorado - If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother</p><p></p><p>Connecticut -Like Massachusetts , Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet</p><p></p><p>Delaware - We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water</p><p></p><p>Florida - Ask Us About Our Grandkids</p><p></p><p>Georgia - We Put The Fun In Fundamentalist Extremism</p><p></p><p>Hawaii - Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, Leave Your Money)</p><p></p><p>Idaho - More Than Just Potatoes... Well, Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good</p><p></p><p>Illinois - Please, Don't Pronounce the "S"</p><p></p><p>Indiana - 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free</p><p></p><p>Iowa - We Do Amazing Things With Corn</p><p></p><p>Kansas - First Of The Rectangle States</p><p></p><p>Kentucky - Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names</p><p></p><p>Louisiana - We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos (But That's Our Tourism Campaign)</p><p></p><p>Maine - We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster</p><p></p><p>Maryland - If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It</p><p></p><p>Massachusetts - Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden 's</p><p></p><p>Michigan - First Line Of Defense - From The Canadians</p><p></p><p>Minnesota - 10,000 Lakes..And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes</p><p></p><p>Mississippi - Come And Feel Better About Your Own State</p><p></p><p>Missouri - Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work</p><p></p><p>Montana - Land Of The Big Sky, The Unibomber, Right-wing Crazies, and Very Little Else</p><p></p><p>Nebraska - Ask About Our State Motto Contest</p><p></p><p>Nevada - Hookers and Poker</p><p></p><p>New Hampshire - Go Away And Leave Us Alone</p><p></p><p>New Jersey - You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right here</p><p></p><p>New Mexico - Lizards Make Excellent Pets</p><p></p><p>New York - You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An Attorney....</p><p></p><p>North Carolina - Tobacco Is A Vegetable</p><p></p><p>North Dakota - We Really Are One Of The 50 States</p><p></p><p>Ohio - At Least We're Not Michigan</p><p></p><p>Oklahoma - Like The Play, But No Singing</p><p></p><p>Oregon - Spotted Owl...It's What's For Dinner</p><p></p><p>Pennsylvania - Cook With Coal</p><p></p><p>Rhode Island - We're Not REALLY An Island</p><p></p><p>South Carolina - Remember The Civil War? Well, We Didn't Actually Surrender Yet</p><p></p><p>South Dakota - Closer Than North Dakota</p><p></p><p>Tennessee - The Edyoocashun State</p><p></p><p>Texas - Se Habla Ingles</p><p></p><p>Utah - Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus</p><p></p><p>Vermont - Ay, Yep</p><p></p><p>Virginia - Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix</p><p></p><p>Washington - We have more rain than you do</p><p></p><p>West Virginia - One Big Happy Family...Really</p><p></p><p>Wisconsin - Come Cut The Cheese</p><p></p><p>Wyoming - Where Men Are Men... And The Sheep Are Scared</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Nowland Farms, post: 291768, member: 2797"] In an effort to spread the "Love" around, this will poke fun at everyone here in the states - State Mottos --- Alabama - Heck Yes, We Have Electricity Alaska - 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong Arizona - But It's A Dry Heat Arkansas - Literacy Ain't Everything California - By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda Colorado - If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother Connecticut -Like Massachusetts , Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet Delaware - We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water Florida - Ask Us About Our Grandkids Georgia - We Put The Fun In Fundamentalist Extremism Hawaii - Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, Leave Your Money) Idaho - More Than Just Potatoes... Well, Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good Illinois - Please, Don't Pronounce the "S" Indiana - 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free Iowa - We Do Amazing Things With Corn Kansas - First Of The Rectangle States Kentucky - Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names Louisiana - We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos (But That's Our Tourism Campaign) Maine - We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster Maryland - If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It Massachusetts - Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden 's Michigan - First Line Of Defense - From The Canadians Minnesota - 10,000 Lakes..And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes Mississippi - Come And Feel Better About Your Own State Missouri - Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work Montana - Land Of The Big Sky, The Unibomber, Right-wing Crazies, and Very Little Else Nebraska - Ask About Our State Motto Contest Nevada - Hookers and Poker New Hampshire - Go Away And Leave Us Alone New Jersey - You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right here New Mexico - Lizards Make Excellent Pets New York - You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An Attorney.... North Carolina - Tobacco Is A Vegetable North Dakota - We Really Are One Of The 50 States Ohio - At Least We're Not Michigan Oklahoma - Like The Play, But No Singing Oregon - Spotted Owl...It's What's For Dinner Pennsylvania - Cook With Coal Rhode Island - We're Not REALLY An Island South Carolina - Remember The Civil War? Well, We Didn't Actually Surrender Yet South Dakota - Closer Than North Dakota Tennessee - The Edyoocashun State Texas - Se Habla Ingles Utah - Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus Vermont - Ay, Yep Virginia - Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix Washington - We have more rain than you do West Virginia - One Big Happy Family...Really Wisconsin - Come Cut The Cheese Wyoming - Where Men Are Men... And The Sheep Are Scared [/QUOTE]
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