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<blockquote data-quote="Tommy Ruyle" data-source="post: 206943" data-attributes="member: 1448"><p>The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their 8 year old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony with a Popsicle and tell him to report on all the neighborhood activities.</p><p></p><p>He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation:</p><p></p><p>"There's a car being towed from the parking lot", he shouted.</p><p></p><p>A few moments passed ... "An ambulance just drove by."</p><p></p><p>A few moments later," Looks like the Anderson's have company," he called out.</p><p></p><p>"Matt's riding a new bike.....</p><p></p><p>"A few moments later, "Looks like the Sanders are moving"</p><p></p><p>"Jason is on his skate board...."</p><p></p><p>A few more moments, "The Coopers are having sex !! "</p><p></p><p>Startled, his Mother and Dad shot up in bed! Dad called out, "How do you know they are having sex ?"</p><p></p><p>"Jimmy Cooper is standing on his balcony with a Popsicle too." :shock: <img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite10" alt=":oops:" title="Oops! :oops:" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":oops:" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Tommy Ruyle, post: 206943, member: 1448"] The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their 8 year old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony with a Popsicle and tell him to report on all the neighborhood activities. He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation: "There's a car being towed from the parking lot", he shouted. A few moments passed ... "An ambulance just drove by." A few moments later," Looks like the Anderson's have company," he called out. "Matt's riding a new bike..... "A few moments later, "Looks like the Sanders are moving" "Jason is on his skate board...." A few more moments, "The Coopers are having sex !! " Startled, his Mother and Dad shot up in bed! Dad called out, "How do you know they are having sex ?" "Jimmy Cooper is standing on his balcony with a Popsicle too." :shock: :oops: [/QUOTE]
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