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<blockquote data-quote="Tommy Ruyle" data-source="post: 172781" data-attributes="member: 1448"><p>WHAT EXACTLY IS MARRIAGE??</p><p></p><p>"Marriage is when you get to keep your girl and don't have to give her back to her parents."</p><p>Eric, 6</p><p></p><p>HOW DOES A PERSON DECIDE WHOM TO MARRY??</p><p></p><p>"You flip a nickel, and heads means you stay with him and tails means you try the next one."</p><p>Kelly, 9</p><p></p><p>WHAT'S THE PROPER AGE TO GET MARRIED?</p><p></p><p>"Eighty-four, because at that , you don't have to work anymore, and you can spend all your time loving each other in your bedroom."</p><p>Carolyn, 8</p><p></p><p>HOW DID YOUR MOM AND DAD MEET??</p><p></p><p>"They were at a dance party at a friend's house. Then they went for a drive, but their car broke down...It was a good thing, because it gave them a chance to find out about their values."</p><p>Lottie, 9</p><p></p><p>WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE??</p><p></p><p>"On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date."</p><p>Martin, 10</p><p></p><p>"Many daters just eat pork chops and french fries and talk about love."</p><p>Craig, 9</p><p></p><p>WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?</p><p></p><p>"You should never kiss a girl unless you have enough bucks to buy her a ring and her own VCR, 'cause she'll want to have videos of the wedding."</p><p>Allan, 10</p><p></p><p>"Never kiss in front of other people. It's a big embarrassing thing if anybody sees you...If nobody sees you, I might be willing to try it with a handsome boy, but just for a few hours."</p><p>Kally, 9</p><p></p><p>CONFIDENTIAL OPINIONS ABOUT LOVE</p><p></p><p>"I'm in favor of love as long as it doesn't happen when 'The Simpsons' is on TV."</p><p>Anita, 6</p><p></p><p>"Love is foolish...but I still might try it sometime."</p><p>Floyd, 9</p><p></p><p>"Yesterday I kissed a girl in a private place...We were behind a tree."</p><p>Carey, 7</p><p></p><p>SOME SUREFIRE WAYS TO MAKE A PERSON FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU</p><p></p><p>"Shake your hips and hope for the best."</p><p>Camille, 9</p><p></p><p>"Yell out that you love them at the top of your lungs...and don't worry if their parents are right there."</p><p>Manuel, 8</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Tommy Ruyle, post: 172781, member: 1448"] WHAT EXACTLY IS MARRIAGE?? "Marriage is when you get to keep your girl and don't have to give her back to her parents." Eric, 6 HOW DOES A PERSON DECIDE WHOM TO MARRY?? "You flip a nickel, and heads means you stay with him and tails means you try the next one." Kelly, 9 WHAT'S THE PROPER AGE TO GET MARRIED? "Eighty-four, because at that , you don't have to work anymore, and you can spend all your time loving each other in your bedroom." Carolyn, 8 HOW DID YOUR MOM AND DAD MEET?? "They were at a dance party at a friend's house. Then they went for a drive, but their car broke down...It was a good thing, because it gave them a chance to find out about their values." Lottie, 9 WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?? "On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date." Martin, 10 "Many daters just eat pork chops and french fries and talk about love." Craig, 9 WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE? "You should never kiss a girl unless you have enough bucks to buy her a ring and her own VCR, 'cause she'll want to have videos of the wedding." Allan, 10 "Never kiss in front of other people. It's a big embarrassing thing if anybody sees you...If nobody sees you, I might be willing to try it with a handsome boy, but just for a few hours." Kally, 9 CONFIDENTIAL OPINIONS ABOUT LOVE "I'm in favor of love as long as it doesn't happen when 'The Simpsons' is on TV." Anita, 6 "Love is foolish...but I still might try it sometime." Floyd, 9 "Yesterday I kissed a girl in a private place...We were behind a tree." Carey, 7 SOME SUREFIRE WAYS TO MAKE A PERSON FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU "Shake your hips and hope for the best." Camille, 9 "Yell out that you love them at the top of your lungs...and don't worry if their parents are right there." Manuel, 8 [/QUOTE]
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