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<blockquote data-quote="Medic24" data-source="post: 105508" data-attributes="member: 1101"><p>Do you need a silencer if your going to shoot a mime?</p><p></p><p>Don't pick on your sibling when they are holding a baseball bat.</p><p></p><p>Finish all your sentences with the words " in accordance to phrophecy".</p><p></p><p>Follow a few paces behind some one you don't like and spray everything they touch with Lysol.</p><p></p><p>Put highlighter on your shoes. Tell ppl that you have not lost them as much since you have done this.</p><p></p><p>Does fuzzy logic tickle?</p><p></p><p>Don't ever throw a dish out that didn't turn out right... take it to your neighbor you don't like, or to work as special treats for your co-workers.</p><p></p><p>Question-How do they get deer to cross at that yellow road sign?</p><p></p><p>If a cow laughed, would milk come out it's nose?</p><p></p><p>Never try to baptize a cat!</p><p></p><p>On average more then 100 people a year choke on ball point pens. Over 200 choke on pencils.</p><p></p><p>when ever you are in a boring conversation, no matter where you are at, insist your phone is ringing and leave.</p><p></p><p>Question-Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?</p><p></p><p>Why do they put brail dots on the keypad of drive through ATM's?</p><p></p><p>why is it that you always find something in the very last place you look?</p><p></p><p>why do we turn down the radio in the car when we are looking for an address?</p><p></p><p> ;-)</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Medic24, post: 105508, member: 1101"] Do you need a silencer if your going to shoot a mime? Don't pick on your sibling when they are holding a baseball bat. Finish all your sentences with the words " in accordance to phrophecy". Follow a few paces behind some one you don't like and spray everything they touch with Lysol. Put highlighter on your shoes. Tell ppl that you have not lost them as much since you have done this. Does fuzzy logic tickle? Don't ever throw a dish out that didn't turn out right... take it to your neighbor you don't like, or to work as special treats for your co-workers. Question-How do they get deer to cross at that yellow road sign? If a cow laughed, would milk come out it's nose? Never try to baptize a cat! On average more then 100 people a year choke on ball point pens. Over 200 choke on pencils. when ever you are in a boring conversation, no matter where you are at, insist your phone is ringing and leave. Question-Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii? Why do they put brail dots on the keypad of drive through ATM's? why is it that you always find something in the very last place you look? why do we turn down the radio in the car when we are looking for an address? ;-) [/QUOTE]
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