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<blockquote data-quote="TnWI" data-source="post: 134703" data-attributes="member: 1920"><p>First-year students at Medical School were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor started the class by telling them, "In medicine, it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor. The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the human body."</p><p></p><p>For example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the corpse, withdrew it and stuck his finger in his mouth.</p><p></p><p>"Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students.</p><p></p><p>The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and sucking on it.</p><p></p><p>When everyone had finished, the Professor looked at them and said, "The second most important quality is observation. I stuck my middle finger in and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention."</p><p>-------------------------------------------</p><p></p><p>The Rancher's Bull:</p><p> </p><p>A rancher needs a bull to service his cows but needs to</p><p>borrow the money from the bank. </p><p> </p><p>The banker who lent the money comes by a week later to </p><p>see how his investment is doing.</p><p></p><p>The farmer complains that the bull just eats grass and won't</p><p>even look at the cows.</p><p></p><p>The banker suggests that a veterinarian have a look at the</p><p>bull.</p><p></p><p>The next week the banker returns to see if the vet helped.</p><p></p><p>The farmer looks very pleased "The bull has serviced all</p><p>my cows, broke through the fence, and has serviced all my</p><p>neighbor's cows."</p><p></p><p>"Wow," says the banker, "what did the vet do to that bull?"</p><p></p><p>"Just gave him some pills," replied the farmer.</p><p></p><p>"What kind of pills?" asked the banker.</p><p></p><p>"I don't know," says the farmer, "but they sort of taste like</p><p>peppermint."</p><p></p><p>------------------------------------------------</p><p>Two elderly women were in a beauty parlor getting </p><p>their hair done when in walks a young chick with a </p><p>very low cut blouse that revealed a rose tattooed on </p><p>one breast. One lady leaned over to the other and said,</p><p>"She doesn't know it, but in 50 years she'll be wearing a long stemmed rose in a hanging basket."</p><p></p><p>---------------------------------------------------</p><p></p><p>And last but not least --</p><p></p><p>A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="TnWI, post: 134703, member: 1920"] First-year students at Medical School were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor started the class by telling them, "In medicine, it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor. The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the human body." For example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the corpse, withdrew it and stuck his finger in his mouth. "Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students. The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and sucking on it. When everyone had finished, the Professor looked at them and said, "The second most important quality is observation. I stuck my middle finger in and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention." ------------------------------------------- The Rancher's Bull: A rancher needs a bull to service his cows but needs to borrow the money from the bank. The banker who lent the money comes by a week later to see how his investment is doing. The farmer complains that the bull just eats grass and won't even look at the cows. The banker suggests that a veterinarian have a look at the bull. The next week the banker returns to see if the vet helped. The farmer looks very pleased "The bull has serviced all my cows, broke through the fence, and has serviced all my neighbor's cows." "Wow," says the banker, "what did the vet do to that bull?" "Just gave him some pills," replied the farmer. "What kind of pills?" asked the banker. "I don't know," says the farmer, "but they sort of taste like peppermint." ------------------------------------------------ Two elderly women were in a beauty parlor getting their hair done when in walks a young chick with a very low cut blouse that revealed a rose tattooed on one breast. One lady leaned over to the other and said, "She doesn't know it, but in 50 years she'll be wearing a long stemmed rose in a hanging basket." --------------------------------------------------- And last but not least -- A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't. [/QUOTE]
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