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<blockquote data-quote="CattleAnnie" data-source="post: 26129" data-attributes="member: 220"><p>That had me giggling over my coffee this a.m. , Arrowhunter.</p><p>Here's a cute one my Dad sent me:</p><p></p><p>An RCMP (Royal Canadian Mounted Police) officer stopped to help a stranded rider standing beside a stalled motorcycle in the mountains. It was extremely cold, and the rider was heavily dressed in a helmet, belaclava (knit face mask/ toque combo) and snowmobile suit.</p><p></p><p>In a muffled voice, the rider told the RCMP officer that the carburetor was frozen.</p><p></p><p>A motorcyclist himself, the RCMP remembered an old trick for just such an occasion.</p><p></p><p>"Try peeing on it", the Mountie said. "That should unfreeze it."</p><p></p><p>"Can't." replied the rider.</p><p></p><p>So the helpful Mountie took out his own equipment and liberally hosed down the carburetor, and the bike soon fired up.</p><p></p><p>A few days later, the local department received a thank-you note from a father, grateful for the roadside assistance his young daughter had recieved from the RCMP.</p><p></p><p>Have a great day.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="CattleAnnie, post: 26129, member: 220"] That had me giggling over my coffee this a.m. , Arrowhunter. Here's a cute one my Dad sent me: An RCMP (Royal Canadian Mounted Police) officer stopped to help a stranded rider standing beside a stalled motorcycle in the mountains. It was extremely cold, and the rider was heavily dressed in a helmet, belaclava (knit face mask/ toque combo) and snowmobile suit. In a muffled voice, the rider told the RCMP officer that the carburetor was frozen. A motorcyclist himself, the RCMP remembered an old trick for just such an occasion. "Try peeing on it", the Mountie said. "That should unfreeze it." "Can't." replied the rider. So the helpful Mountie took out his own equipment and liberally hosed down the carburetor, and the bike soon fired up. A few days later, the local department received a thank-you note from a father, grateful for the roadside assistance his young daughter had recieved from the RCMP. Have a great day. [/QUOTE]
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