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<blockquote data-quote="GMN" data-source="post: 356193" data-attributes="member: 2382"><p>My Resume.</p><p></p><p>1. My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory, but I got canned. I couldn't concentrate.</p><p></p><p>2. Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe.</p><p></p><p>3. After that, I tried to be a Tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it - mainly because it was a sew-sew job.</p><p></p><p>4. Next, I tried working in a Muffler Factory, but that was too exhausting.</p><p></p><p>5. Then, I tried to be a Chef - figured it would add a little spice to my life but I just didn't have the thyme.</p><p></p><p>6. I attempted to be a Deli Worker, but any way I sliced it I couldn't cut the mustard.</p><p></p><p>7. My best job was a Music ian, but eventually I fo und I wasn't noteworthy.</p><p></p><p>8. I studied a long time to become a Doctor, but I didn't have any patience.</p><p></p><p>9. Next, was a job in a Shoe Factory. I tried but I just didn't fit in.</p><p></p><p>10. I became a Professional Fisherman, but discovered that I couldn't live on my net income.</p><p></p><p>11. I managed to get a good job working for a Pool Maintenance Company, but the work was just too draining.</p><p></p><p>12. So then I got a job in a Workout Center, but they said I wasn't fit for the job.</p><p></p><p>13. After many years of trying to find steady work! , I finally got a job as Historian - until I realized there was no future in it.</p><p></p><p>14. My last job was working in Starbucks, but I had to quit because it was always the same old grind.</p><p></p><p>15. SO, I TRIED RETIREMENT AND FOUND THAT I'M PERFECT FOR THE JOB! </p><p></p><p></p><p>--------------------------------------------------------------------------------</p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>--------------------------------------------------------------------------------</p><p></p><p></p><p>No virus found in this incoming message.</p><p>Checked by AVG Free Edition.</p><p>Version: 7.5.446 / Virus Database: 268.18.13/725 - Release Date: 3/17/2007 12:33 PM</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="GMN, post: 356193, member: 2382"] My Resume. 1. My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory, but I got canned. I couldn't concentrate. 2. Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe. 3. After that, I tried to be a Tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it - mainly because it was a sew-sew job. 4. Next, I tried working in a Muffler Factory, but that was too exhausting. 5. Then, I tried to be a Chef - figured it would add a little spice to my life but I just didn't have the thyme. 6. I attempted to be a Deli Worker, but any way I sliced it I couldn't cut the mustard. 7. My best job was a Music ian, but eventually I fo und I wasn't noteworthy. 8. I studied a long time to become a Doctor, but I didn't have any patience. 9. Next, was a job in a Shoe Factory. I tried but I just didn't fit in. 10. I became a Professional Fisherman, but discovered that I couldn't live on my net income. 11. I managed to get a good job working for a Pool Maintenance Company, but the work was just too draining. 12. So then I got a job in a Workout Center, but they said I wasn't fit for the job. 13. After many years of trying to find steady work! , I finally got a job as Historian - until I realized there was no future in it. 14. My last job was working in Starbucks, but I had to quit because it was always the same old grind. 15. SO, I TRIED RETIREMENT AND FOUND THAT I'M PERFECT FOR THE JOB! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- No virus found in this incoming message. Checked by AVG Free Edition. Version: 7.5.446 / Virus Database: 268.18.13/725 - Release Date: 3/17/2007 12:33 PM [/QUOTE]
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