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<blockquote data-quote="vclavin" data-source="post: 791812" data-attributes="member: 13613"><p>Found in Military Job Evaluation Reports</p><p>></p><p>> >Found in Actual Military Job Evaluation Reports... (Part I)</p><p>> >1. Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.</p><p>> >2. Got into the gene pool while the lifeguard wasn't watching.</p><p>> >3. A room-temperature IQ.</p><p>> >4. A photographic memory but with the lens cover glued on.</p><p>> >5. A gross ignoramus -- 144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus</p><p>> >6. A prime candidate for natural deselection.</p><p>> >7. Bright as Alaska in December.</p><p>> >8. One-celled organisms outscore him in IQ tests.</p><p>> >9. Donated his brain to science before he was done using it.</p><p>> >10. Fell out of the family tree.</p><p>> >11. Has two brains; one is lost and the other is out looking for it.</p><p>> >12. If brains were taxed, he'd get a rebate.</p><p>> >13. If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week.</p><p>> >14. If you gave him a penny for his thoughts, you'd get change.</p><p>> >15. If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.</p><p>> >16. Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; he only gargled.</p><p>> >17. Takes him and hour and a half to watch 60 Minutes.</p><p>> >18. Was left on the Tilt-A-Whirl a bit too long as a baby.</p><p>> >19. This Marine is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.</p><p>></p><p>> >And finally....</p><p>> >20. His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid</p><p>> curiosity.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="vclavin, post: 791812, member: 13613"] Found in Military Job Evaluation Reports > > >Found in Actual Military Job Evaluation Reports... (Part I) > >1. Not the sharpest knife in the drawer. > >2. Got into the gene pool while the lifeguard wasn't watching. > >3. A room-temperature IQ. > >4. A photographic memory but with the lens cover glued on. > >5. A gross ignoramus -- 144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus > >6. A prime candidate for natural deselection. > >7. Bright as Alaska in December. > >8. One-celled organisms outscore him in IQ tests. > >9. Donated his brain to science before he was done using it. > >10. Fell out of the family tree. > >11. Has two brains; one is lost and the other is out looking for it. > >12. If brains were taxed, he'd get a rebate. > >13. If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week. > >14. If you gave him a penny for his thoughts, you'd get change. > >15. If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean. > >16. Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; he only gargled. > >17. Takes him and hour and a half to watch 60 Minutes. > >18. Was left on the Tilt-A-Whirl a bit too long as a baby. > >19. This Marine is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot. > > >And finally.... > >20. His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid > curiosity. [/QUOTE]
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