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<blockquote data-quote="greybeard" data-source="post: 1304410" data-attributes="member: 18945"><p>An old geezer became very bored in retirement and decided to open a medical</p><p>clinic. He put a sign up outside that said: "Dr. Geezer's clinic. Get your</p><p>treatment for $500. If not cured, get back $1,000."</p><p></p><p>Doctor Young, who was positive that this old geezer didn't know beans about</p><p>medicine, thought this would be a great opportunity to get $1,000, so he went</p><p>to Dr. Geezer's clinic.</p><p></p><p>Dr. Young: "Dr. Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth. Can you please help</p><p>me?"</p><p></p><p>Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in Dr.</p><p>Young's mouth."</p><p></p><p>Dr. Young: "Aaagh !! -- This is gasoline!"</p><p></p><p>Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your taste back. That will be $500."</p><p></p><p>Dr. Young gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days figuring to</p><p>recover his money.</p><p></p><p>Dr. Young: "I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything."</p><p></p><p>Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the</p><p>patient's mouth."</p><p></p><p>Dr. Young: "Oh, no you don't! -- That's gasoline!"</p><p></p><p>Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your memory back. That will be</p><p>$500."</p><p></p><p>Dr. Young, having lost $1000, leaves angrily but comes back after several more</p><p>days.</p><p></p><p>Dr. Young: "My eyesight has become weak. -- I can hardly see anything!"</p><p></p><p>Dr. Geezer: "Well, I'm sorry, but I don't have any medicine for that so,</p><p>here's your $1000 back." and handed Dr. Young a $10 bill.</p><p></p><p>Dr. Young: "But this is only $10!"</p><p></p><p>Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You got your vision back!. That will be $500."</p><p></p><p>Moral of story: Just because you're "Young" doesn't mean that you can outsmart</p><p>an "old Geezer"</p><p></p><p>Remember: Don't make old people mad. We don't like being old in the first</p><p>place, so it doesn't take much to tick us off.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="greybeard, post: 1304410, member: 18945"] An old geezer became very bored in retirement and decided to open a medical clinic. He put a sign up outside that said: "Dr. Geezer's clinic. Get your treatment for $500. If not cured, get back $1,000." Doctor Young, who was positive that this old geezer didn't know beans about medicine, thought this would be a great opportunity to get $1,000, so he went to Dr. Geezer's clinic. Dr. Young: "Dr. Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth. Can you please help me?" Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in Dr. Young's mouth." Dr. Young: "Aaagh !! -- This is gasoline!" Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your taste back. That will be $500." Dr. Young gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days figuring to recover his money. Dr. Young: "I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything." Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth." Dr. Young: "Oh, no you don't! -- That's gasoline!" Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your memory back. That will be $500." Dr. Young, having lost $1000, leaves angrily but comes back after several more days. Dr. Young: "My eyesight has become weak. -- I can hardly see anything!" Dr. Geezer: "Well, I'm sorry, but I don't have any medicine for that so, here's your $1000 back." and handed Dr. Young a $10 bill. Dr. Young: "But this is only $10!" Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You got your vision back!. That will be $500." Moral of story: Just because you're "Young" doesn't mean that you can outsmart an "old Geezer" Remember: Don't make old people mad. We don't like being old in the first place, so it doesn't take much to tick us off. [/QUOTE]
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