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<blockquote data-quote="jw" data-source="post: 648458" data-attributes="member: 27"><p>I think this may be a rerun, but I still like it:</p><p></p><p></p><p>It is time to change from REDNECK humor to TRUE AMERICAN Humor! </p><p></p><p>Only it isn't seen as HUMOR, but the correct way to LIVE YOUR LIFE ! </p><p></p><p>You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, "One nation, under God." </p><p></p><p>You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places. </p><p></p><p>You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You still say "Christmas" instead of "Winter Festival." </p><p></p><p>You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You bow your head when someone prays. </p><p></p><p>You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem. </p><p></p><p>You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You treat Viet Nam vets with great respect, and always have. </p><p></p><p>You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You've never burned an American flag. </p><p></p><p>You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening. </p><p></p><p>You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You respect your elders and expect your kids to do the same. </p><p></p><p>You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You'd give your last dollar to a friend. </p><p> </p><p></p><p>God Bless the U S A ! Amen </p><p></p><p>AND PLEASE DO NOT FORGET TO SING THE NATIONAL ANTHEM IN ENGLISH.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="jw, post: 648458, member: 27"] I think this may be a rerun, but I still like it: It is time to change from REDNECK humor to TRUE AMERICAN Humor! Only it isn't seen as HUMOR, but the correct way to LIVE YOUR LIFE ! You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, "One nation, under God." You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places. You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You still say "Christmas" instead of "Winter Festival." You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You bow your head when someone prays. You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem. You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You treat Viet Nam vets with great respect, and always have. You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You've never burned an American flag. You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening. You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You respect your elders and expect your kids to do the same. You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You'd give your last dollar to a friend. God Bless the U S A ! Amen AND PLEASE DO NOT FORGET TO SING THE NATIONAL ANTHEM IN ENGLISH. [/QUOTE]
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