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<blockquote data-quote="dun" data-source="post: 45406" data-attributes="member: 34"><p>If you throw a cat out of the car window, does it become kitty litter? </p><p>If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? </p><p>Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon? </p><p>What do chickens think we taste like? </p><p>What do people in China call their good plates? </p><p>What do you call a male ladybug? </p><p>What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man? </p><p>When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? </p><p>Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes? </p><p>Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? </p><p>Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? </p><p>Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds? </p><p>Why are there Interstate in Hawaii? </p><p>Why are there flotation devices in the seats of planes instead of parachutes? </p><p>Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations where smoking is prohibited? </p><p>Have you ever imagined a world without hypothetical situations? </p><p>How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work? </p><p>Why is a bra singular and panties plural? </p><p>If a firefighter fights fire and a crime fighter fights crime, what does a freedom fighter fight? </p><p>If they squeeze olives to get olive oil, how do they get baby oil? </p><p>If a cow laughs, does milk come out of her nose? </p><p>If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens? </p><p>Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of a drive-up ATM? </p><p>Why is it that when you transport something by car it is called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo? </p><p>Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? </p><p>What would Geronimo say if he jumped out of an airplane? </p><p>If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport terminal?</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="dun, post: 45406, member: 34"] If you throw a cat out of the car window, does it become kitty litter? If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon? What do chickens think we taste like? What do people in China call their good plates? What do you call a male ladybug? What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man? When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes? Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds? Why are there Interstate in Hawaii? Why are there flotation devices in the seats of planes instead of parachutes? Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations where smoking is prohibited? Have you ever imagined a world without hypothetical situations? How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work? Why is a bra singular and panties plural? If a firefighter fights fire and a crime fighter fights crime, what does a freedom fighter fight? If they squeeze olives to get olive oil, how do they get baby oil? If a cow laughs, does milk come out of her nose? If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens? Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of a drive-up ATM? Why is it that when you transport something by car it is called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo? Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? What would Geronimo say if he jumped out of an airplane? If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport terminal? [/QUOTE]
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