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<blockquote data-quote="icandoit" data-source="post: 125065" data-attributes="member: 1247"><p>Let's see if I understand how the world works lately...</p><p></p><p></p><p>If a man cuts his finger off while slicing salami at work, </p><p>he sues the restaurant. </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>If you smoke three packs a day for 40 years and die of </p><p> lung cancer, your family sues the tobacco company. </p><p></p><p> If your neighbor crashes into a tree while driving home </p><p>drunk, he sues the bartender. </p><p></p><p></p><p>If your grandchildren are brats without manners,</p><p>you sue television. </p><p></p><p></p><p> If your friend is shot by a deranged madman, you sue </p><p>the gun manufacturer. </p><p></p><p></p><p>And if a crazed person breaks into the cockpit and tries </p><p>to kill the pilot at 35,000 feet, and the passengers </p><p>kill him instead, the mother of the deceased </p><p>sues the airline. </p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>I must have lived too long to understand the world as it </p><p>is anymore. So, if I die while my old, wrinkled butt is </p><p>parked in front of this computer, I want you to sue</p><p>Bill Gates...okay?</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="icandoit, post: 125065, member: 1247"] Let's see if I understand how the world works lately... If a man cuts his finger off while slicing salami at work, he sues the restaurant. If you smoke three packs a day for 40 years and die of lung cancer, your family sues the tobacco company. If your neighbor crashes into a tree while driving home drunk, he sues the bartender. If your grandchildren are brats without manners, you sue television. If your friend is shot by a deranged madman, you sue the gun manufacturer. And if a crazed person breaks into the cockpit and tries to kill the pilot at 35,000 feet, and the passengers kill him instead, the mother of the deceased sues the airline. I must have lived too long to understand the world as it is anymore. So, if I die while my old, wrinkled butt is parked in front of this computer, I want you to sue Bill Gates...okay? [/QUOTE]
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