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<blockquote data-quote="Ebenezer" data-source="post: 1380663" data-attributes="member: 24565"><p>Several bus loads of tourist stop at the headquarters of a large ranch. The owner comes out and apologizes for having to leave quickly but his wife is in the hospital. He tells the crowd that they will be in equally good care as he has asked the ranch foreman to give them the grand tour of the ranch. The foreman drives up, gets out of the truck and begins to talk. A lady interrupts him and says, "Are you a real cowboy?". "Yes, mam, I think so. Be ranching for 40 plus years." She said, "Well you don't have on a cowboy hat, you are not wearing cowboy boots and you do not have a big belt buckle." He said, "Wow, you want me to look like a truck driver?"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Ebenezer, post: 1380663, member: 24565"] Several bus loads of tourist stop at the headquarters of a large ranch. The owner comes out and apologizes for having to leave quickly but his wife is in the hospital. He tells the crowd that they will be in equally good care as he has asked the ranch foreman to give them the grand tour of the ranch. The foreman drives up, gets out of the truck and begins to talk. A lady interrupts him and says, "Are you a real cowboy?". "Yes, mam, I think so. Be ranching for 40 plus years." She said, "Well you don't have on a cowboy hat, you are not wearing cowboy boots and you do not have a big belt buckle." He said, "Wow, you want me to look like a truck driver?" [/QUOTE]
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