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<blockquote data-quote="Ryder" data-source="post: 333151" data-attributes="member: 663"><p>I had a high school buddy, I'll just call him Jimmy to protect the guilty, that lived in a small town adjacent to the one where we attended school. I spent a lot of time at his house. His mother had a grocery store and there were a lot of rough characters that would come to the store. She maintained order with a blackjack and a S&W .32-.20. She loaned me that .32-.20 one night and it was a great source of comfort. But I digress. They had an employee named Willie. Willie was not the brightest bulb in the pack.</p><p></p><p>Willie had previously worked for Jimmy's uncle on his farm. One day the owner roped a bull and gave Willie the rope and told him not to let go of that rope while he went to the barn for something. Willie, being a good employee, tied the rope around his waist to make sure the bull didn't get away from him. Something spooked that bull and it took off dragging Willie along with him. Willie got bunged up pretty bad and they took him to the hospital.</p><p></p><p>His boss got a call sometime later telling him he had better come get Willie or he was going to die. When he asked what was wrong they told him Willie would not eat or sleep.</p><p></p><p>He had been joking with Willie and had told him that they would put something in his food to make him go to sleep and then they would operte on him and turn him into a woman.</p><p>Willie did not understand that it was a joke.</p><p></p><p>Once they got him out of the hospital he recovered.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Ryder, post: 333151, member: 663"] I had a high school buddy, I'll just call him Jimmy to protect the guilty, that lived in a small town adjacent to the one where we attended school. I spent a lot of time at his house. His mother had a grocery store and there were a lot of rough characters that would come to the store. She maintained order with a blackjack and a S&W .32-.20. She loaned me that .32-.20 one night and it was a great source of comfort. But I digress. They had an employee named Willie. Willie was not the brightest bulb in the pack. Willie had previously worked for Jimmy's uncle on his farm. One day the owner roped a bull and gave Willie the rope and told him not to let go of that rope while he went to the barn for something. Willie, being a good employee, tied the rope around his waist to make sure the bull didn't get away from him. Something spooked that bull and it took off dragging Willie along with him. Willie got bunged up pretty bad and they took him to the hospital. His boss got a call sometime later telling him he had better come get Willie or he was going to die. When he asked what was wrong they told him Willie would not eat or sleep. He had been joking with Willie and had told him that they would put something in his food to make him go to sleep and then they would operte on him and turn him into a woman. Willie did not understand that it was a joke. Once they got him out of the hospital he recovered. [/QUOTE]
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