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<blockquote data-quote="TLCfromARK" data-source="post: 52455" data-attributes="member: 198"><p>This for the younger men on the board, it may help them in their relationship with the ladies in their lives. I've come by this knowledge by lasting though 34 years of married bliss. </p><p></p><p>Good luck!</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p> WORDS WOMEN USE:</p><p> FINE </p><p> This is the word women use to end an argument when </p><p> they feel they are right and you need to shut up. </p><p> Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks - </p><p> this will cause you to have one of those arguments. </p><p> </p><p> FIVE MINUTES </p><p> This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the "five </p><p> minutes" that your football or hockey game is going to </p><p> last before you take out the trash, so it's an even </p><p> trade. </p><p> </p><p> NOTHING </p><p> This means "something," and you should be on your </p><p> toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the </p><p> feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, </p><p> upside down and backwards. "Nothing" usually </p><p> signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" </p><p> and end with "Fine." </p><p> </p><p> GO AHEAD (With Raised Eyebrows) </p><p> This is a dare. One that will result in a woman </p><p> getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the </p><p> word "Fine." </p><p> </p><p> GO AHEAD (Normal Eyebrows) </p><p> This means "I give up" or "Do what you want because </p><p> in just a few minutes there will be a LOUDSIGH, followed by "Nothing" </p><p> and "Fine," and she will talk to you in about "Five </p><p> Minutes" when she cools off. </p><p> </p><p> LOUD SIGH </p><p> This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal </p><p> statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" </p><p> means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment, and </p><p> wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and </p><p> arguing with you over "Nothing." </p><p> </p><p> SOFT SIGHS </p><p> Again, not a word, but a non-verbal statement. "Soft </p><p> Sighs" mean that she is content. Your best bet is to </p><p> not move or breathe, and she will stay content. </p><p> </p><p> THAT'S OKAY </p><p> This is one of the most dangerous statements that a </p><p> woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she </p><p> wants to think long and hard before paying you back </p><p> for whatever it is that you have done. "That's Okay" </p><p> is often used with the word "Fine" and in conjunction </p><p> with a "Raised Eyebrow." </p><p> </p><p> GO AHEAD </p><p> At some point in the near future, you are going to be </p><p> in some mighty big trouble. </p><p> </p><p> PLEASE DO </p><p> This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is </p><p> giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse </p><p> or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you </p><p> have done. You have a fair chance with the truth, so </p><p> be careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay." </p><p> </p><p> THANKS </p><p> A woman is thanking you. Do not faint. Just say, </p><p> "You're welcome." </p><p> </p><p> THANKS A LOT </p><p> This is much different from "Thanks." A woman will </p><p> say, "Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticked off at </p><p> you. It signifies that you have offended her in some </p><p> callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh." </p><p> Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud </p><p> Sigh," as she will only tell you "Nothing."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="TLCfromARK, post: 52455, member: 198"] This for the younger men on the board, it may help them in their relationship with the ladies in their lives. I've come by this knowledge by lasting though 34 years of married bliss. Good luck! WORDS WOMEN USE: FINE This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks - this will cause you to have one of those arguments. FIVE MINUTES This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the "five minutes" that your football or hockey game is going to last before you take out the trash, so it's an even trade. NOTHING This means "something," and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with "Fine." GO AHEAD (With Raised Eyebrows) This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine." GO AHEAD (Normal Eyebrows) This means "I give up" or "Do what you want because in just a few minutes there will be a LOUDSIGH, followed by "Nothing" and "Fine," and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools off. LOUD SIGH This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing." SOFT SIGHS Again, not a word, but a non-verbal statement. "Soft Sighs" mean that she is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe, and she will stay content. THAT'S OKAY This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you back for whatever it is that you have done. "That's Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" and in conjunction with a "Raised Eyebrow." GO AHEAD At some point in the near future, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble. PLEASE DO This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance with the truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay." THANKS A woman is thanking you. Do not faint. Just say, "You're welcome." THANKS A LOT This is much different from "Thanks." A woman will say, "Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have offended her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh." Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh," as she will only tell you "Nothing." [/QUOTE]
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