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<blockquote data-quote="txshowmom" data-source="post: 53226" data-attributes="member: 380"><p>1974 : Long hair </p><p>2004: Longing for hair </p><p></p><p></p><p>1974: KEG </p><p>2004: EKG </p><p></p><p></p><p>1974: Acid rock </p><p>2004: Acid reflux </p><p></p><p></p><p>1974: Moving to California because it's cool </p><p>2004: Moving to California because it's warm </p><p></p><p></p><p>1974: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor </p><p>2004: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor </p><p></p><p></p><p>1974: Seeds and stems </p><p>2004: Roughage </p><p></p><p></p><p>1974: Hoping for a BMW </p><p>2004 Hoping for a BM </p><p></p><p></p><p>1974: The Grateful Dead </p><p>2004: Dr. Kevorkian </p><p></p><p></p><p>1974: Going to a new, hip joint </p><p>2004: Receiving a new hip joint </p><p></p><p></p><p>1974: Rolling Stones </p><p>2004: Kidney Stones </p><p></p><p></p><p>1974: Screw the system </p><p>2004: Upgrade the system </p><p></p><p></p><p>1974: Disco </p><p>2004: Costco </p><p></p><p></p><p>1974: Parents begging you to get your hair cut </p><p>2004: Children begging you to get their heads shaved </p><p></p><p></p><p>1974: Passing the drivers' test </p><p>2004: Passing the vision test </p><p></p><p></p><p>1974: Whatever </p><p>2004: Depends </p><p></p><p></p><p>Just in case you weren't feeling too old today, this will certainly change things. Each year the staff at Beloit College in Wisconsin puts together a list to try to give the faculty a sense of the mindset of this year's incoming freshmen. Here's this year's list: </p><p></p><p></p><p>The people who are starting college this fall across the nation were born in 1985. They are too young to remember the space shuttle blowing up. </p><p></p><p></p><p>Their lifetime has always included AIDS. </p><p></p><p></p><p>Bottle caps have always been screw off and plastic. </p><p></p><p></p><p>The CD was introduced the year they were born. </p><p></p><p></p><p>They have always had an answering machine. </p><p></p><p>They have always had cable. </p><p></p><p></p><p>They cannot fathom not having a remote control. </p><p></p><p></p><p>Jay Leno has always been on the Tonight Show. </p><p></p><p></p><p>Popcorn has always been cooked in the microwave. </p><p></p><p></p><p>They never took a swim and thought about Jaws. </p><p></p><p></p><p>They can't imagine what hard contact lenses are. </p><p></p><p></p><p>They don't know who Mork was or where he was from. </p><p></p><p></p><p>They never heard: "Where's the Beef?", "I'd walk a mile for a Camel", or "de plane Boss, de plane". </p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>They do not care who shot J. R. and have no idea who J. R. even is. </p><p></p><p></p><p>McDonald's never came in Styrofoam containers. </p><p></p><p></p><p>They don't have a clue how to use a typewriter. </p><p></p><p></p><p>Do you feel old yet? Pass this on to the other old fogies on your list. Notice the larger type, that's for those of you who have trouble reading. </p><p></p><p>Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="txshowmom, post: 53226, member: 380"] 1974 : Long hair 2004: Longing for hair 1974: KEG 2004: EKG 1974: Acid rock 2004: Acid reflux 1974: Moving to California because it's cool 2004: Moving to California because it's warm 1974: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor 2004: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor 1974: Seeds and stems 2004: Roughage 1974: Hoping for a BMW 2004 Hoping for a BM 1974: The Grateful Dead 2004: Dr. Kevorkian 1974: Going to a new, hip joint 2004: Receiving a new hip joint 1974: Rolling Stones 2004: Kidney Stones 1974: Screw the system 2004: Upgrade the system 1974: Disco 2004: Costco 1974: Parents begging you to get your hair cut 2004: Children begging you to get their heads shaved 1974: Passing the drivers' test 2004: Passing the vision test 1974: Whatever 2004: Depends Just in case you weren't feeling too old today, this will certainly change things. Each year the staff at Beloit College in Wisconsin puts together a list to try to give the faculty a sense of the mindset of this year's incoming freshmen. Here's this year's list: The people who are starting college this fall across the nation were born in 1985. They are too young to remember the space shuttle blowing up. Their lifetime has always included AIDS. Bottle caps have always been screw off and plastic. The CD was introduced the year they were born. They have always had an answering machine. They have always had cable. They cannot fathom not having a remote control. Jay Leno has always been on the Tonight Show. Popcorn has always been cooked in the microwave. They never took a swim and thought about Jaws. They can't imagine what hard contact lenses are. They don't know who Mork was or where he was from. They never heard: "Where's the Beef?", "I'd walk a mile for a Camel", or "de plane Boss, de plane". They do not care who shot J. R. and have no idea who J. R. even is. McDonald's never came in Styrofoam containers. They don't have a clue how to use a typewriter. Do you feel old yet? Pass this on to the other old fogies on your list. Notice the larger type, that's for those of you who have trouble reading. Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate. [/QUOTE]
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