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<blockquote data-quote="perda04" data-source="post: 516147" data-attributes="member: 2348"><p>Instructions for properly hugging a baby.</p><p></p><p>1. First, spy a baby. </p><p><img src="http://www.schonerhund.com/images/hugbaby/Image1.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></p><p></p><p>2. Second, be sure that the object you spied was indeed a baby by employing classic sniffing techniques. If you smell baby powder and the wonderful aroma of wet diapers this is indeed a baby.</p><p><img src="http://www.schonerhund.com/images/hugbaby/Image2.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></p><p></p><p>3. Next you will need to flatten the baby before actually beginning the hugging process.</p><p><img src="http://www.schonerhund.com/images/hugbaby/Image3.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></p><p></p><p>*Note: The added slobber should help in future steps by making the 'paw slide' easier.</p><p></p><p>4. The 'paw slide' -- Simply slide paws around baby and prepare for possible close-up. </p><p><img src="http://www.schonerhund.com/images/hugbaby/Image4.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></p><p></p><p>5. Finally, if a camera is present, you will need to execute the difficult and patented 'hug, smile, and lean' so as to achieve the best photo quality. </p><p><img src="http://www.schonerhund.com/images/hugbaby/Image5.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></p><p></p><p>Dogs, if this is properly done, it will secure you a warm, dry, climate-controlled environment for the rest of your life.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="perda04, post: 516147, member: 2348"] Instructions for properly hugging a baby. 1. First, spy a baby. [img]http://www.schonerhund.com/images/hugbaby/Image1.jpg[/img] 2. Second, be sure that the object you spied was indeed a baby by employing classic sniffing techniques. If you smell baby powder and the wonderful aroma of wet diapers this is indeed a baby. [img]http://www.schonerhund.com/images/hugbaby/Image2.jpg[/img] 3. Next you will need to flatten the baby before actually beginning the hugging process. [img]http://www.schonerhund.com/images/hugbaby/Image3.jpg[/img] *Note: The added slobber should help in future steps by making the 'paw slide' easier. 4. The 'paw slide' -- Simply slide paws around baby and prepare for possible close-up. [img]http://www.schonerhund.com/images/hugbaby/Image4.jpg[/img] 5. Finally, if a camera is present, you will need to execute the difficult and patented 'hug, smile, and lean' so as to achieve the best photo quality. [img]http://www.schonerhund.com/images/hugbaby/Image5.jpg[/img] Dogs, if this is properly done, it will secure you a warm, dry, climate-controlled environment for the rest of your life. [/QUOTE]
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