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<blockquote data-quote="Beef11" data-source="post: 436165" data-attributes="member: 2705"><p>Step 1 Cash in your 401k use the money to buy cows</p><p></p><p>Step 2 Sell your house and buy a camp trailer use the extra money to buy cows.</p><p></p><p>Step 3 Start working overtime, use the money to pay for upkeep on the cows.</p><p></p><p>Step 4 Go to farm store and get a 80 page book on cattle. Now you know everything.</p><p></p><p>Step 5 Get second book this one on birds and bees. Realize you need a bull.</p><p></p><p>Step 6 Go to Salebarn look for guy with quick darting eyes and pointy mustasche ask him to sell you a bull.</p><p></p><p>Step 7 get second job because you need to buy another bull because guy in step 6 sold you one with a broken pecker.</p><p></p><p>Step 8 Go to courthouse file for divorce (when she finds out about steps 1 & 2 it will be inevitable).</p><p></p><p>Step 9 Go to store buy third book this one on calving to find out if 3 legs coming is a normal presentation.</p><p></p><p>Step 10 Sell cows and get a good job with a 401k </p><p></p><p>Repeat as needed</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Beef11, post: 436165, member: 2705"] Step 1 Cash in your 401k use the money to buy cows Step 2 Sell your house and buy a camp trailer use the extra money to buy cows. Step 3 Start working overtime, use the money to pay for upkeep on the cows. Step 4 Go to farm store and get a 80 page book on cattle. Now you know everything. Step 5 Get second book this one on birds and bees. Realize you need a bull. Step 6 Go to Salebarn look for guy with quick darting eyes and pointy mustasche ask him to sell you a bull. Step 7 get second job because you need to buy another bull because guy in step 6 sold you one with a broken pecker. Step 8 Go to courthouse file for divorce (when she finds out about steps 1 & 2 it will be inevitable). Step 9 Go to store buy third book this one on calving to find out if 3 legs coming is a normal presentation. Step 10 Sell cows and get a good job with a 401k Repeat as needed [/QUOTE]
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