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<blockquote data-quote="Angus Cattle Shower" data-source="post: 61598" data-attributes="member: 734"><p>WAYS TO DESCRIBE HOW SOMEONE LIKES THEIR COFFEE</p><p></p><p>1. He likes his Irish coffee like he likes his women: loaded with whiskey.</p><p>2. He likes his coffee like he likes his strippers: scalding hot and in </p><p> his lap.</p><p>3. He likes his coffee like a major league catcher likes his privates: in </p><p> a large, strong cup.</p><p>4. I like my coffee like I like surrealist humor: giraffe.</p><p>5. I like my coffee like I like my women: hot. Of course, the difference </p><p> is I can actually *get* hot coffee.</p><p>6. I like my coffee like I like my meddlesome neighbors: ground into tiny </p><p> bits.</p><p>7. She likes her coffee like divorce attorneys like their clients: very </p><p> rich, very bitter and with lots of grounds.</p><p>8. He likes his coffee like he likes his flatulence: made from the finest </p><p> beans, rich enough to smell from across the room and satisfying to the </p><p> last "Ah-h-h-h!"</p><p>9. She likes her coffee like she likes her Iraqi information ministry: </p><p> chock full o' nuts.</p><p>10. I like my coffee like Maria Myerson, a girl in fifth grade who gave </p><p> every boy except me a Valentine, even though I had written her love </p><p> poems in my own blood every day -- ruining me for life, that </p><p> ungrateful skank prosti-- um, sorry...cold, with a bitter aftertaste.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Angus Cattle Shower, post: 61598, member: 734"] WAYS TO DESCRIBE HOW SOMEONE LIKES THEIR COFFEE 1. He likes his Irish coffee like he likes his women: loaded with whiskey. 2. He likes his coffee like he likes his strippers: scalding hot and in his lap. 3. He likes his coffee like a major league catcher likes his privates: in a large, strong cup. 4. I like my coffee like I like surrealist humor: giraffe. 5. I like my coffee like I like my women: hot. Of course, the difference is I can actually *get* hot coffee. 6. I like my coffee like I like my meddlesome neighbors: ground into tiny bits. 7. She likes her coffee like divorce attorneys like their clients: very rich, very bitter and with lots of grounds. 8. He likes his coffee like he likes his flatulence: made from the finest beans, rich enough to smell from across the room and satisfying to the last "Ah-h-h-h!" 9. She likes her coffee like she likes her Iraqi information ministry: chock full o' nuts. 10. I like my coffee like Maria Myerson, a girl in fifth grade who gave every boy except me a Valentine, even though I had written her love poems in my own blood every day -- ruining me for life, that ungrateful skank prosti-- um, sorry...cold, with a bitter aftertaste. [/QUOTE]
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