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<blockquote data-quote="txshowmom" data-source="post: 52930" data-attributes="member: 380"><p>Hospital bill......... </p><p> </p><p>A man suffered a serious heart attack and had an open heart bypass surgery.</p><p>He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at a</p><p>Catholic hospital.</p><p></p><p>As he was recovering, a nun asked him questions regarding how he would like</p><p>to pay for his treatment.</p><p></p><p>She asked if he had health insurance.</p><p></p><p>He replied, in a raspy voice, "No health insurance."</p><p></p><p>The nun asked if he had money in the bank.</p><p></p><p>He replied, "No money in the bank."</p><p></p><p>The nun asked, "Do you have a relative who could help you?"</p><p></p><p>He said, "I only have a spinster sister, who is a nun."</p><p></p><p>The nun became agitated and announced loudly,</p><p>"Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to God."</p><p></p><p>The patient replied, "Send the bill to my brother-in-law."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="txshowmom, post: 52930, member: 380"] Hospital bill......... A man suffered a serious heart attack and had an open heart bypass surgery. He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at a Catholic hospital. As he was recovering, a nun asked him questions regarding how he would like to pay for his treatment. She asked if he had health insurance. He replied, in a raspy voice, "No health insurance." The nun asked if he had money in the bank. He replied, "No money in the bank." The nun asked, "Do you have a relative who could help you?" He said, "I only have a spinster sister, who is a nun." The nun became agitated and announced loudly, "Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to God." The patient replied, "Send the bill to my brother-in-law." [/QUOTE]
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