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<blockquote data-quote="dun" data-source="post: 681815" data-attributes="member: 34"><p>TOP TEN INDICATORS THAT YOUR EMPLOYER HAS CHANGED TO A CHEAPER HEALTH CARE PLAN AS PREPOSSED BY PRESIDENT OBAMA: </p><p></p><p>(10) Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters. </p><p></p><p>(9) Directions to your doctor's office include "Take a left when you enter the trailer park." </p><p></p><p>(8) The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles. </p><p></p><p> </p><p>(7) The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter. </p><p> </p><p>(6) The only item listed under Preventive Care Coverage is "an apple a day..." </p><p> </p><p>(5) Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month. </p><p> </p><p>(4) "The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges," is not a typographical error. </p><p></p><p>(3 ) The only expense covered 100% is "embalming." </p><p> </p><p>(2) Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M's on them. </p><p> </p><p>AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU'VE JOINED A VERY CHEAP HEALTH CARE PLAN: </p><p> </p><p>(1) You ask for Viagra and they give you a Popsicle stick and Duct Tape</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="dun, post: 681815, member: 34"] TOP TEN INDICATORS THAT YOUR EMPLOYER HAS CHANGED TO A CHEAPER HEALTH CARE PLAN AS PREPOSSED BY PRESIDENT OBAMA: (10) Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters. (9) Directions to your doctor's office include "Take a left when you enter the trailer park." (8) The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles. (7) The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter. (6) The only item listed under Preventive Care Coverage is "an apple a day..." (5) Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month. (4) "The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges," is not a typographical error. (3 ) The only expense covered 100% is "embalming." (2) Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M's on them. AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU'VE JOINED A VERY CHEAP HEALTH CARE PLAN: (1) You ask for Viagra and they give you a Popsicle stick and Duct Tape [/QUOTE]
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