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<blockquote data-quote="AAOK" data-source="post: 331668" data-attributes="member: 861"><p>>An Italian, an Irishman and a Chinese fellow are hired at a </p><p>>construction site. The foreman points to a huge pile of sand and says </p><p>>to the Italian guy, "You're in charge of sweeping."</p><p>>To the Irishman he says "You're in charge of shoveling."</p><p>>To the Chinese guy, "You're in charge of supplies."</p><p>>He then says, "Now, I have to leave for a little while. I expect you </p><p>>guys to make a dent in that there pile."</p><p>>So the foreman goes away for a couple hours, but when he returns the </p><p>>pile of sand is untouched.</p><p>>He says to the Italian: "Why didn't you sweep any of it?"</p><p>>The Italian replies in a heavy accent, "I no gotta broom, an' you tella </p><p>>me dat de Chinese'a guy supposa bringa da supplies, but he disappear </p><p>>and I no finda him."</p><p>>Then the foreman turns to the Irishman and asks why he didn't shovel.</p><p>>The Irishman replies in his heavy brogue, "Aye, that ye did, but I </p><p>>couldn't get meself a shovel. Ye left the Chinese fella in charge of </p><p>>supplies, but I couldn't fin' him."</p><p>>The foreman is really angry now, and storms off looking for the Chinese </p><p>>guy.</p><p>>He can't find him anywhere and is getting angrier by the minute.</p><p>>Just then, the Chinese guy springs out from behind the pile of sand and </p><p>>yells... "Supplies!!"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="AAOK, post: 331668, member: 861"] >An Italian, an Irishman and a Chinese fellow are hired at a >construction site. The foreman points to a huge pile of sand and says >to the Italian guy, "You're in charge of sweeping." >To the Irishman he says "You're in charge of shoveling." >To the Chinese guy, "You're in charge of supplies." >He then says, "Now, I have to leave for a little while. I expect you >guys to make a dent in that there pile." >So the foreman goes away for a couple hours, but when he returns the >pile of sand is untouched. >He says to the Italian: "Why didn't you sweep any of it?" >The Italian replies in a heavy accent, "I no gotta broom, an' you tella >me dat de Chinese'a guy supposa bringa da supplies, but he disappear >and I no finda him." >Then the foreman turns to the Irishman and asks why he didn't shovel. >The Irishman replies in his heavy brogue, "Aye, that ye did, but I >couldn't get meself a shovel. Ye left the Chinese fella in charge of >supplies, but I couldn't fin' him." >The foreman is really angry now, and storms off looking for the Chinese >guy. >He can't find him anywhere and is getting angrier by the minute. >Just then, the Chinese guy springs out from behind the pile of sand and >yells... "Supplies!!" [/QUOTE]
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