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<blockquote data-quote="farmer rich" data-source="post: 128727" data-attributes="member: 1952"><p>One day a guy looks out of his window and sees a gorilla sitting in the </p><p>tree in his garden. So he phones the local animal control people and they </p><p>say they will send an officer out to deal with the situation. Half an hour </p><p>later the officer arrives with a big stick, handcuffs , a ferret and a </p><p>shotgun. The animal control officer goes into the house and explains his </p><p>plan. </p><p>"OK, first I am going to climb the tree and start hitting the gorilla with </p><p>the stick. Eventually the gorilla will let go and fall out of the tree. As </p><p>soon as he hits the ground the ferret is trained to jump on him and bite </p><p>his private parts. The gorilla will instinctively cross his hands to </p><p>protect himself. As soon as he does this put the handcuffs on him" </p><p>The guy thinks about it for a moment and then says "That sounds like a good </p><p>plan, but what's the shotgun for??" </p><p>The officer says "If I fall out of the tree first, shoot the ferret !!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="farmer rich, post: 128727, member: 1952"] One day a guy looks out of his window and sees a gorilla sitting in the tree in his garden. So he phones the local animal control people and they say they will send an officer out to deal with the situation. Half an hour later the officer arrives with a big stick, handcuffs , a ferret and a shotgun. The animal control officer goes into the house and explains his plan. "OK, first I am going to climb the tree and start hitting the gorilla with the stick. Eventually the gorilla will let go and fall out of the tree. As soon as he hits the ground the ferret is trained to jump on him and bite his private parts. The gorilla will instinctively cross his hands to protect himself. As soon as he does this put the handcuffs on him" The guy thinks about it for a moment and then says "That sounds like a good plan, but what's the shotgun for??" The officer says "If I fall out of the tree first, shoot the ferret !! [/QUOTE]
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