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<blockquote data-quote="fellersbarnoneranch" data-source="post: 66661" data-attributes="member: 120"><p><strong><em><u>GOOD BOOZE</u></em></strong></p><p> </p><p> Bud and Jim were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as airplane</p><p> mechanics in Atlanta. One day the airport was fogged in and they had</p><p> nothing</p><p> to do. Bud said, "Man, I wish we had something to drink!"</p><p> </p><p> Jim says, "Me too. I've heard you can drink jet fuel and get a buzz. You</p><p> wanna try it?"</p><p> So they poured themselves a couple of glasses of high-octane hooch and</p><p> got</p><p> completely smashed. The next morning Bud wakes up and is surprised at</p><p> how</p><p> good he feels. In fact he feels great, no hangover, no bad side effects.</p><p> Nothing at all. Then the phone rings...its Jim.</p><p> </p><p> Jim says, "Hey, how do you feel this morning?"</p><p> </p><p> Bud says, "I feel great. How about you?</p><p> </p><p> Jim says, "I feel great, too. You don't have a hangover?"</p><p> </p><p> Bud says, "No, that jet fuel is great stuff -no ha ngover, nothing. We</p><p> ought</p><p> to do this more often."</p><p> </p><p> "Yeah, well there's just one thing..."</p><p> </p><p> "What's that?"</p><p> </p><p> "Have you farted yet?"</p><p> "No....."</p><p> </p><p> "Well, DON'T! 'cause I'm in PHOENIX..................</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="fellersbarnoneranch, post: 66661, member: 120"] [b][i][u]GOOD BOOZE[/u][/i][/b] Bud and Jim were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as airplane mechanics in Atlanta. One day the airport was fogged in and they had nothing to do. Bud said, "Man, I wish we had something to drink!" Jim says, "Me too. I've heard you can drink jet fuel and get a buzz. You wanna try it?" So they poured themselves a couple of glasses of high-octane hooch and got completely smashed. The next morning Bud wakes up and is surprised at how good he feels. In fact he feels great, no hangover, no bad side effects. Nothing at all. Then the phone rings...its Jim. Jim says, "Hey, how do you feel this morning?" Bud says, "I feel great. How about you? Jim says, "I feel great, too. You don't have a hangover?" Bud says, "No, that jet fuel is great stuff -no ha ngover, nothing. We ought to do this more often." "Yeah, well there's just one thing..." "What's that?" "Have you farted yet?" "No....." "Well, DON'T! 'cause I'm in PHOENIX.................. [/QUOTE]
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