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<blockquote data-quote="chrisy" data-source="post: 208708" data-attributes="member: 3193"><p>Stevie Wonder and Tiger Woods are in a restaurant having dinner.</p><p>>>Woods turns to Wonder and says, "How's the singing career going?"</p><p>>></p><p>>>Stevie Wonder replies, "Not too bad How's the golf?"</p><p>>></p><p>>>Woods replies, "Not too bad, I've had some problems with my swing, but I</p><p>>>think I've got that going right now."</p><p>>></p><p>>>Stevie says, "I always find that when my golf swing goes wrong, I need to</p><p>>>stop playing for a while and not think about it. Then, the next time I play, it seems to be all right."</p><p>>></p><p>>>Tiger says, "You play golf?"</p><p>>></p><p>>>Wonder says, "Oh, yes, I've been playing for years."</p><p>>></p><p>>>Woods says, "But you're blind! How can you play golf if you can't see?"</p><p>>></p><p>>>Wonder replies, "I get my caddy to stand in the middle of the fairway</p><p>>>and call to me. I listen for the sound of his voice and play the ball</p><p>>>toward him. Then, when I get to where the ball lands, the caddy moves</p><p>>>to the green or farther down the fairway and again I play the ball</p><p>>>toward his voice."</p><p>>></p><p>>>"But how do you putt?" asks Woods.</p><p>>></p><p>>>Well," says Stevie, "I get my caddy to lean down in front of the hole and call</p><p>>>to me with his head on the ground, and I just play the ball toward his voice."</p><p>>></p><p>>>Woods asks, "What's your handicap?"</p><p>>></p><p>>>Stevie says, "Well, I'm a scratch golfer."</p><p>>></p><p>>>Woods, incredulous, says to Stevie, "We've got to play a round sometime."</p><p>>></p><p>>>Wonder replies, "Well, people don't take me seriously, so I only play for money, and never play for less than $10,000 a hole."</p><p>>></p><p>>>Woods thinks it over and says, "OK, I'm for that, when would you like to play?"</p><p>>></p><p>>>Stevie says, "Pick a night."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="chrisy, post: 208708, member: 3193"] Stevie Wonder and Tiger Woods are in a restaurant having dinner. >>Woods turns to Wonder and says, "How's the singing career going?" >> >>Stevie Wonder replies, "Not too bad How's the golf?" >> >>Woods replies, "Not too bad, I've had some problems with my swing, but I >>think I've got that going right now." >> >>Stevie says, "I always find that when my golf swing goes wrong, I need to >>stop playing for a while and not think about it. Then, the next time I play, it seems to be all right." >> >>Tiger says, "You play golf?" >> >>Wonder says, "Oh, yes, I've been playing for years." >> >>Woods says, "But you're blind! How can you play golf if you can't see?" >> >>Wonder replies, "I get my caddy to stand in the middle of the fairway >>and call to me. I listen for the sound of his voice and play the ball >>toward him. Then, when I get to where the ball lands, the caddy moves >>to the green or farther down the fairway and again I play the ball >>toward his voice." >> >>"But how do you putt?" asks Woods. >> >>Well," says Stevie, "I get my caddy to lean down in front of the hole and call >>to me with his head on the ground, and I just play the ball toward his voice." >> >>Woods asks, "What's your handicap?" >> >>Stevie says, "Well, I'm a scratch golfer." >> >>Woods, incredulous, says to Stevie, "We've got to play a round sometime." >> >>Wonder replies, "Well, people don't take me seriously, so I only play for money, and never play for less than $10,000 a hole." >> >>Woods thinks it over and says, "OK, I'm for that, when would you like to play?" >> >>Stevie says, "Pick a night." [/QUOTE]
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