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<blockquote data-quote="stick" data-source="post: 579207" data-attributes="member: 8665"><p>Two women friends had</p><p> gone for a girl's night out. Both were very faithful and loving wives,</p><p> however they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi</p><p> Breezers.</p><p> </p><p> Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed</p><p> to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery.</p><p> </p><p> One</p><p> of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off her</p><p> panties and use them.</p><p> </p><p> Her friend however was</p><p> wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin</p><p> them.</p><p> </p><p> She was lucky enough to squat down next to a</p><p> grave that had a wreath</p><p> with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with</p><p> that.</p><p> </p><p> After the girls did their business they</p><p> proceeded to go home.</p><p> </p><p> The next day one of</p><p> the women's husband was concerned that his normally sweet and</p><p> innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the</p><p> other husband and said: 'These girl nights have got</p><p> to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst...my wife came home with no</p><p> panties!!'</p><p> </p><p> 'That's nothing' said the other</p><p> husband, 'Mine came back with a card stuck to her ass</p><p> that said.....'From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll never</p><p> forget you</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="stick, post: 579207, member: 8665"] Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out. Both were very faithful and loving wives, however they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery. One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off her panties and use them. Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them. She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that. After the girls did their business they proceeded to go home. The next day one of the women's husband was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said: 'These girl nights have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst...my wife came home with no panties!!' 'That's nothing' said the other husband, 'Mine came back with a card stuck to her ass that said.....'From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll never forget you [/QUOTE]
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