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<blockquote data-quote="TexasBred" data-source="post: 864384" data-attributes="member: 6897"><p>Why females should avoid a girls' night out after they are married.... </p><p></p><p>The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls.' I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!' Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. </p><p></p><p>Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times. </p><p></p><p>Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. </p><p></p><p>I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. </p><p></p><p>Even when totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT! </p><p></p><p>The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him 'MIDNIGHT'... he didn't seem p*ssed off in the least. </p><p></p><p>Whew, I got away with that one! </p><p></p><p>Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock."</p><p></p><p>When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said 'oh shyt, cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted. "</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="TexasBred, post: 864384, member: 6897"] Why females should avoid a girls' night out after they are married.... The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls.' I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!' Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. Even when totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT! The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him 'MIDNIGHT'... he didn't seem p*ssed off in the least. Whew, I got away with that one! Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock." When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said 'oh shyt, cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted. " [/QUOTE]
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