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<blockquote data-quote="Bright Raven" data-source="post: 1471025" data-attributes="member: 27490"><p>Lazy M,</p><p></p><p>Because of your compassion for Poor Little Queer Gimli, I wanted to brighten your day with a positive Update on Poor Little Queer Gimli.</p><p></p><p>First, I decided that because True Grit is a Master Cattleman that there must be credibility in his calling Poor Little Gimli a <strong>Queer</strong>. Therefore, on Christmas Eve, just before tucking him into his little bed of hay, I told him he had been labeled a Queer by one of the Master Cattleman on Cattle Today. BTW: because I anticipated his reaction, I put down fresh hay, nicely scented with his favorite, Summer Breeze in the Barn Yard Cologne.</p><p></p><p>Poor Little Queer Gimli, did not cry. I watched his cute fuzzy face. He was in deep thought. He said, Dad, I am going to come out of the closet. I think I might be Queer.</p><p></p><p>I said, Gimli, why do you think that. He said, Dad, when some of the other bull calves stop in front of me, I have an urge to mount them. I said, Son, that is totally normal bovine behavior.</p><p></p><p> Wow!!!! You should have seen his face! He was the happiest little bull calf in the group.</p><p></p><p>He had a great Christmas!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Bright Raven, post: 1471025, member: 27490"] Lazy M, Because of your compassion for Poor Little Queer Gimli, I wanted to brighten your day with a positive Update on Poor Little Queer Gimli. First, I decided that because True Grit is a Master Cattleman that there must be credibility in his calling Poor Little Gimli a [b]Queer[/b]. Therefore, on Christmas Eve, just before tucking him into his little bed of hay, I told him he had been labeled a Queer by one of the Master Cattleman on Cattle Today. BTW: because I anticipated his reaction, I put down fresh hay, nicely scented with his favorite, Summer Breeze in the Barn Yard Cologne. Poor Little Queer Gimli, did not cry. I watched his cute fuzzy face. He was in deep thought. He said, Dad, I am going to come out of the closet. I think I might be Queer. I said, Gimli, why do you think that. He said, Dad, when some of the other bull calves stop in front of me, I have an urge to mount them. I said, Son, that is totally normal bovine behavior. Wow!!!! You should have seen his face! He was the happiest little bull calf in the group. He had a great Christmas! [/QUOTE]
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