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<blockquote data-quote="WagaAgeyv" data-source="post: 170448" data-attributes="member: 2813"><p>You may not know this but many nonliving things have a gender : :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: </p><p></p><p>1) Ziploc Bags are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.</p><p></p><p>2) Copiers are Female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.</p><p></p><p>3) A Tire is Male, because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated.</p><p></p><p>4) A Hot Air Balloon is Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air part.</p><p></p><p>5) Sponges are Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain water.</p><p></p><p>6) A Web Page is Female, because it's always getting hit on.</p><p></p><p>7) A Subway is Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.</p><p></p><p>8- An Hourglass is Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.</p><p></p><p>9) A Hammer is Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.</p><p></p><p>10) A Remote Control is Female. Ha! You thought it'd be male, didn't you? But consider this - it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying! :shock: <img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite9" alt=":eek:" title="Eek! :eek:" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":eek:" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="WagaAgeyv, post: 170448, member: 2813"] You may not know this but many nonliving things have a gender : :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: 1) Ziploc Bags are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them. 2) Copiers are Female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed. 3) A Tire is Male, because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated. 4) A Hot Air Balloon is Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air part. 5) Sponges are Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain water. 6) A Web Page is Female, because it's always getting hit on. 7) A Subway is Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up. 8- An Hourglass is Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom. 9) A Hammer is Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around. 10) A Remote Control is Female. Ha! You thought it'd be male, didn't you? But consider this - it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying! :shock: :o [/QUOTE]
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