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<blockquote data-quote="googly_moogly" data-source="post: 240461" data-attributes="member: 3875"><p>I read this sometime back and thought it was funny. Anyway I thought some of you might enjoy it.</p><p></p><p></p><p>An older gantleman owned a very nice ranch and on the back of his ranch was a beautiful little pond surrounded with a peach orchard. There was also a picnic table and a hamic to make the place more enjoyable. He realized it had been a long time since he had visited his orchard he would take a stroll down and pick a few peaches. He stopped at the barn, grabbed a bucket and headed down toward the orchard. As he got closer her heard the sounds of young ladies laughing, giggling and carrying on. He approached and saw 10 young ladies skinny dipping in his pond. One of the girls noticed him standing their and shouted "We are not getting out untill you leave." He hollared back "Oh don't worry about me, You don't have to get out." Then he held up the bucket and said "I'm just here to feed the Alligators."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="googly_moogly, post: 240461, member: 3875"] I read this sometime back and thought it was funny. Anyway I thought some of you might enjoy it. An older gantleman owned a very nice ranch and on the back of his ranch was a beautiful little pond surrounded with a peach orchard. There was also a picnic table and a hamic to make the place more enjoyable. He realized it had been a long time since he had visited his orchard he would take a stroll down and pick a few peaches. He stopped at the barn, grabbed a bucket and headed down toward the orchard. As he got closer her heard the sounds of young ladies laughing, giggling and carrying on. He approached and saw 10 young ladies skinny dipping in his pond. One of the girls noticed him standing their and shouted "We are not getting out untill you leave." He hollared back "Oh don't worry about me, You don't have to get out." Then he held up the bucket and said "I'm just here to feed the Alligators." [/QUOTE]
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