Menu
Forums
New posts
Search forums
What's new
New posts
New media
New media comments
New profile posts
Latest activity
Media
New media
New comments
Search media
Members
Current visitors
New profile posts
Search profile posts
Log in
Register
What's new
Search
Search
Search titles and first posts only
Search titles only
By:
New posts
Search forums
Menu
Log in
Register
Forums
Cattle Boards
Beginners Board
Funny but not so funny story
JavaScript is disabled. For a better experience, please enable JavaScript in your browser before proceeding.
You are using an out of date browser. It may not display this or other websites correctly.
You should upgrade or use an
alternative browser
.
Reply to thread
Help Support CattleToday:
Message
<blockquote data-quote="Cross-7" data-source="post: 1370172" data-attributes="member: 24538"><p>My cousin backed up to the barn to load out calves. He slid the back gate on the trailer open. </p><p>He loaded up a group of calves and slid the gate closed, but the handle hit the gate post and he couldn't pin it, so he was going to pull-up and close it. </p><p>He pulled up and went to close and pin it, but the horses came up and got out. </p><p>He caught them and put them back but forgot about the gate on the trailer. </p><p>He took off and was doing about 65 mph and looked in the mirror and a calf had his head out the gate looking out. </p><p>He stomped the brakes but it was too late one bailed out at 65 mph. </p><p>He said he hit the pavement and slide forever and finally come to a stop, then took off running. </p><p>He turned around and went back and saddled up a horse and gathered and roped the calf. </p><p>He said he didn't have to pull the calf in, he just ran and jumped in the trailer <img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite8" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":D" /> </p><p>He got to the sale barn and unloaded and the guy tagging them came to the one with no hair on one side and looked at him funny.</p><p>My cousin said don't ask ! </p><p>The guy said OK and went on tagging <img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite8" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":D" /> </p><p></p><p>I haven't heard what he brought but a calf bald on one side probably didn't sell well ;-)</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Cross-7, post: 1370172, member: 24538"] My cousin backed up to the barn to load out calves. He slid the back gate on the trailer open. He loaded up a group of calves and slid the gate closed, but the handle hit the gate post and he couldn't pin it, so he was going to pull-up and close it. He pulled up and went to close and pin it, but the horses came up and got out. He caught them and put them back but forgot about the gate on the trailer. He took off and was doing about 65 mph and looked in the mirror and a calf had his head out the gate looking out. He stomped the brakes but it was too late one bailed out at 65 mph. He said he hit the pavement and slide forever and finally come to a stop, then took off running. He turned around and went back and saddled up a horse and gathered and roped the calf. He said he didn't have to pull the calf in, he just ran and jumped in the trailer :D He got to the sale barn and unloaded and the guy tagging them came to the one with no hair on one side and looked at him funny. My cousin said don't ask ! The guy said OK and went on tagging :D I haven't heard what he brought but a calf bald on one side probably didn't sell well ;-) [/QUOTE]
Insert quotes…
Verification
Post reply
Forums
Cattle Boards
Beginners Board
Funny but not so funny story
Top