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<blockquote data-quote="chrisy" data-source="post: 324734" data-attributes="member: 3193"><p>>NEW DRUGS FOR WOMEN</p><p>></p><p>>DAMNITOL</p><p>>Take two and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to eight full hours.</p><p>></p><p>>EMPTYNESTROGEN</p><p>>Suppository that eliminates melancholy and loneliness by reminding you of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait till they moved out.</p><p>></p><p>>ST. MOMMA'S WORT</p><p>>Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering</p><p>>preschoolers unconscious for up to two days.</p><p>></p><p>>PEPTOBIMBO</p><p>>Liquid silicone drink for single women. Two full cups swallowed before an evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and prevents conception.</p><p>></p><p>>DUMBEROL</p><p>>When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks.</p><p>></p><p>>FLIPITOR</p><p>>Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and the urge to flip off other drivers.</p><p>></p><p>>MENICILLIN</p><p>>Potent anti-boy-otic for older women. Increases resistance to such lethal lines as, "You make me want to be a better person.</p><p>></p><p>></p><p>>BUYAGRA</p><p>>Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping Increases potency,</p><p>>duration, and credit limit of spending spree.</p><p>></p><p>>JACKASSPIRIN</p><p>>Relieves headache caused by a man who can't remember your birthday, anniversary, phone number, or to lift the toilet seat.</p><p>></p><p>>ANTI-TALKSIDENT</p><p>>A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too eager to share their life stories with total strangers in elevators.</p><p>></p><p>>NAGAMENT</p><p>>When administered to a boyfriend or husband, provides the same irritation level as nagging him.</p><p>></p><p>>Now, send these to any woman who needs a good laugh,</p><p>>and any man who can handle it</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="chrisy, post: 324734, member: 3193"] >NEW DRUGS FOR WOMEN > >DAMNITOL >Take two and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to eight full hours. > >EMPTYNESTROGEN >Suppository that eliminates melancholy and loneliness by reminding you of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait till they moved out. > >ST. MOMMA'S WORT >Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering >preschoolers unconscious for up to two days. > >PEPTOBIMBO >Liquid silicone drink for single women. Two full cups swallowed before an evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and prevents conception. > >DUMBEROL >When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks. > >FLIPITOR >Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and the urge to flip off other drivers. > >MENICILLIN >Potent anti-boy-otic for older women. Increases resistance to such lethal lines as, "You make me want to be a better person. > > >BUYAGRA >Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping Increases potency, >duration, and credit limit of spending spree. > >JACKASSPIRIN >Relieves headache caused by a man who can't remember your birthday, anniversary, phone number, or to lift the toilet seat. > >ANTI-TALKSIDENT >A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too eager to share their life stories with total strangers in elevators. > >NAGAMENT >When administered to a boyfriend or husband, provides the same irritation level as nagging him. > >Now, send these to any woman who needs a good laugh, >and any man who can handle it [/QUOTE]
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