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<blockquote data-quote="I luv herfrds" data-source="post: 751211" data-attributes="member: 5917"><p>Ole was talking to Sven about having to shovel out the outhouse.</p><p>Sven told Ole," No need to shovel it out Ole. Just need 2 sticks of dynamite."</p><p>Ole asked," Why 2 sticks sven?"</p><p>Sven tells him,"You light first one stick then da other stick, run into the outhouse and toss them into the hole and slamm the lid down. The first blast will blow the outhouse off of the hole and the second will blow everything out of the hole. Then the outhouse will land on the same spot."</p><p>Ole thinks boy that Sven is one smart man. He heads to the store and gets 2 sticks of dynamite.</p><p>He walks to the outhouse and lights first one stick then the other, he slams the lid down and runs for cover.</p><p>Suddenly the backdoor swings open and Lena is rushing towards the outhouse. Ole stands up and yell,"Lena NO!" Lena yells back "Not now Ole!"</p><p>Lena runs into the outhouse and shuts the door.</p><p>BOOM! The first stick of dynamite goes off and the outhouse shoots into the air.</p><p>BOOM! the second stick of dynamite goes off and the hole is cleaned out.</p><p></p><p>Bang! the outhouse lands back on the same hole.</p><p>Ole is crying and moaning,"My poor poor Lena."</p><p>Suddenly the outhouse door opens and out steps Lena. Ole is so happy he runs over to her,"Lene Lens are you all right?"</p><p>"Ole I am so glad I didn't let that one loose in the house."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="I luv herfrds, post: 751211, member: 5917"] Ole was talking to Sven about having to shovel out the outhouse. Sven told Ole," No need to shovel it out Ole. Just need 2 sticks of dynamite." Ole asked," Why 2 sticks sven?" Sven tells him,"You light first one stick then da other stick, run into the outhouse and toss them into the hole and slamm the lid down. The first blast will blow the outhouse off of the hole and the second will blow everything out of the hole. Then the outhouse will land on the same spot." Ole thinks boy that Sven is one smart man. He heads to the store and gets 2 sticks of dynamite. He walks to the outhouse and lights first one stick then the other, he slams the lid down and runs for cover. Suddenly the backdoor swings open and Lena is rushing towards the outhouse. Ole stands up and yell,"Lena NO!" Lena yells back "Not now Ole!" Lena runs into the outhouse and shuts the door. BOOM! The first stick of dynamite goes off and the outhouse shoots into the air. BOOM! the second stick of dynamite goes off and the hole is cleaned out. Bang! the outhouse lands back on the same hole. Ole is crying and moaning,"My poor poor Lena." Suddenly the outhouse door opens and out steps Lena. Ole is so happy he runs over to her,"Lene Lens are you all right?" "Ole I am so glad I didn't let that one loose in the house." [/QUOTE]
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