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<blockquote data-quote="ROCKSPRINGS" data-source="post: 455152" data-attributes="member: 3036"><p><strong>Nine things that females say that we need to know and understand </strong> <img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite3" alt=":(" title="Frown :(" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":(" /> </p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>#1 <strong>FINE</strong> This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. </p><p></p><p>#2. <strong>FIVE MINUTES</strong> </p><p> If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. </p><p></p><p>#3. <strong>NOTHING</strong> This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.</p><p></p><p>#4 <strong>GO AHEAD</strong></p><p> This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! </p><p></p><p>#5. <strong>LOUD SIGH</strong></p><p> This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.) </p><p></p><p>#6. <strong>THAT'S OK</strong> This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. </p><p></p><p>#7. <strong>THANKS</strong> A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. </p><p></p><p>#8. <strong>WHATEVER</strong> Is a women's way of saying #@!% YOU! </p><p></p><p>#9. <strong>DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, I GOT IT</strong></p><p> Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="ROCKSPRINGS, post: 455152, member: 3036"] [b]Nine things that females say that we need to know and understand [/b] :( #1 [b]FINE[/b] This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. #2. [b]FIVE MINUTES[/b] If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. #3. [b]NOTHING[/b] This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. #4 [b]GO AHEAD[/b] This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! #5. [b]LOUD SIGH[/b] This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.) #6. [b]THAT'S OK[/b] This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. #7. [b]THANKS[/b] A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. #8. [b]WHATEVER[/b] Is a women's way of saying #@!% YOU! #9. [b]DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, I GOT IT[/b] Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3. [/QUOTE]
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