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flaboy and the snake
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<blockquote data-quote="RebelCritter" data-source="post: 587785" data-attributes="member: 2925"><p>One day flaboy was out riding his horse when they came upon a rattlesnake. </p><p>Suddenly the horse reared, So flaboy pulled out his gun and pointed it at the snake.</p><p>suddenly the snake spoke. </p><p>"Don't shoot!! If you don't shoot me I will grant you three wishes !" </p><p>Flaboy put away his gun and said " All right then, I want a face like Tom Cruz, a body like Arnold Swartnegar, and sexual equipment like the horse that i am riding." </p><p>The snake looked at flaboy and said "All right when you get back to your cabin you will have these three wishes." </p><p>So flaboy spun his horse around and raced back to his cabin when he got there he ran inside and looked in the mirror. </p><p>And he had a face like Tom Cruz, </p><p>So then he ripped off his shirt and he had a body like Arnold. </p><p>Getting really exicited he pulled down his pants and... </p><p>"Oh Shoot I forgot I was riding the mare!"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="RebelCritter, post: 587785, member: 2925"] One day flaboy was out riding his horse when they came upon a rattlesnake. Suddenly the horse reared, So flaboy pulled out his gun and pointed it at the snake. suddenly the snake spoke. "Don't shoot!! If you don't shoot me I will grant you three wishes !" Flaboy put away his gun and said " All right then, I want a face like Tom Cruz, a body like Arnold Swartnegar, and sexual equipment like the horse that i am riding." The snake looked at flaboy and said "All right when you get back to your cabin you will have these three wishes." So flaboy spun his horse around and raced back to his cabin when he got there he ran inside and looked in the mirror. And he had a face like Tom Cruz, So then he ripped off his shirt and he had a body like Arnold. Getting really exicited he pulled down his pants and... "Oh Shoot I forgot I was riding the mare!" [/QUOTE]
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