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<blockquote data-quote="Jogeephus" data-source="post: 516441" data-attributes="member: 4362"><p>Be thrilled for I and my family are the lucky ones who have tasted the flesh of this satanic bird. Never grew them, never bought one. Just happened upon a free range bird on a country road and thought it was my duty to make the roadway safe for school bus traffic. ;-) After capping the bird with my pistol and almost getting pecked to death by this bird from hades, I loaded him up in the truck and carried him to the barn. Cleaned him and carried some of the biggest drumsticks I'd ever seen to my buddy who is a butcher. He sliced this delicacy into some beautiful 1" steaks and wrapped them for me. I kept 6 of the steaks out and marinaded them overnight in Dale's steak marinade. Next day, I fired the grill up and sweetness made baked potatoes and a salad while I took this beautiful meat out to the grill. Oooooooh it looked so steakly. Color was magnificant, aroma good - I couldn't wait. Carried them in the house and everyone fixed their plates. I was amazed at how easily the knife cut thru the meat and I placed the first cut in my mouth. The taste of pepper and dale's sauce sparked my salivary glands as I began to chew. After the second chew I realized the meat had doubled in size and I noticed strange looks on everyone's faces at the table. Almost simultaneously everyone grabbed a knapkin and spit the meat into it. It was aweful! Horrid! And I'll eat almost anything! I assure you, if the defense department would do away with water boarding and make the terrorist eat this trash they would tell them where their mother was hiding. It is in no way a threat to the beef industry.</p><p></p><p>Of, course I did have fun with the Emu's feet. Dried them and went out just before turkey season and pressed footprints in the dirt just before my buddy came down to come hunting with me. Man did he think we had some big turkeys. :lol2: So, they are at least good for something. :lol2:</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Jogeephus, post: 516441, member: 4362"] Be thrilled for I and my family are the lucky ones who have tasted the flesh of this satanic bird. Never grew them, never bought one. Just happened upon a free range bird on a country road and thought it was my duty to make the roadway safe for school bus traffic. ;-) After capping the bird with my pistol and almost getting pecked to death by this bird from hades, I loaded him up in the truck and carried him to the barn. Cleaned him and carried some of the biggest drumsticks I'd ever seen to my buddy who is a butcher. He sliced this delicacy into some beautiful 1" steaks and wrapped them for me. I kept 6 of the steaks out and marinaded them overnight in Dale's steak marinade. Next day, I fired the grill up and sweetness made baked potatoes and a salad while I took this beautiful meat out to the grill. Oooooooh it looked so steakly. Color was magnificant, aroma good - I couldn't wait. Carried them in the house and everyone fixed their plates. I was amazed at how easily the knife cut thru the meat and I placed the first cut in my mouth. The taste of pepper and dale's sauce sparked my salivary glands as I began to chew. After the second chew I realized the meat had doubled in size and I noticed strange looks on everyone's faces at the table. Almost simultaneously everyone grabbed a knapkin and spit the meat into it. It was aweful! Horrid! And I'll eat almost anything! I assure you, if the defense department would do away with water boarding and make the terrorist eat this trash they would tell them where their mother was hiding. It is in no way a threat to the beef industry. Of, course I did have fun with the Emu's feet. Dried them and went out just before turkey season and pressed footprints in the dirt just before my buddy came down to come hunting with me. Man did he think we had some big turkeys. :lol2: So, they are at least good for something. :lol2: [/QUOTE]
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