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<blockquote data-quote="Crowderfarms" data-source="post: 115681" data-attributes="member: 1335"><p>Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Florida, are all excited</p><p>about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the</p><p>wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in.</p><p></p><p>Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?"</p><p></p><p>The pharmacist answers, "Yes."</p><p></p><p>Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"</p><p></p><p>Pharmacist: "Of course we do."</p><p></p><p>Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"</p><p></p><p>Pharmacist: "All kinds."</p><p></p><p>Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism and scoliosis?"</p><p></p><p>Pharmacist: "Definitely."</p><p></p><p>Jacob: "How about Viagra?"</p><p></p><p>Pharmacist: "Of course."</p><p></p><p>Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, jaundice?"</p><p></p><p>Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."</p><p></p><p>Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes</p><p>for Parkinson's disease?"</p><p></p><p>Pharmacist: "Absolutely."</p><p></p><p>Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers?"</p><p></p><p>Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."</p><p></p><p>Jacob: "We'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Crowderfarms, post: 115681, member: 1335"] Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Florida, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in. Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?" The pharmacist answers, "Yes." Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?" Pharmacist: "Of course we do." Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?" Pharmacist: "All kinds." Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism and scoliosis?" Pharmacist: "Definitely." Jacob: "How about Viagra?" Pharmacist: "Of course." Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, jaundice?" Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works." Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?" Pharmacist: "Absolutely." Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers?" Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes." Jacob: "We'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry." [/QUOTE]
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