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<blockquote data-quote="chrisy" data-source="post: 173629" data-attributes="member: 3193"><p>flaboy, a good one, and my 17 year old son thought it funny, and asked what 12 year old would be embarased by that.</p><p></p><p>an elderly couple Abe and Sadie were walking down the street and spied a thrift shop went in and while looking at the things on the shelf, Abe noticed and old lamp and on rubbing it out popped a Genie, who said 'You have one wish, what would you like' Abe thought and said 'Peace in my land. Palistinians and Isralies to get on in harmony'.. OH! said the Genie 'Let me see a map'...looking at the map and reading how many people involved he said 'That is a tall order, is there anything else you would like' Abe thought some more and said 'YES, see that lovely young lady over there at the bus stop, make my Sadie look like her'...the Genie looked and said 'Show me that map again'</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="chrisy, post: 173629, member: 3193"] flaboy, a good one, and my 17 year old son thought it funny, and asked what 12 year old would be embarased by that. an elderly couple Abe and Sadie were walking down the street and spied a thrift shop went in and while looking at the things on the shelf, Abe noticed and old lamp and on rubbing it out popped a Genie, who said 'You have one wish, what would you like' Abe thought and said 'Peace in my land. Palistinians and Isralies to get on in harmony'.. OH! said the Genie 'Let me see a map'...looking at the map and reading how many people involved he said 'That is a tall order, is there anything else you would like' Abe thought some more and said 'YES, see that lovely young lady over there at the bus stop, make my Sadie look like her'...the Genie looked and said 'Show me that map again' [/QUOTE]
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