Menu
Forums
New posts
Search forums
What's new
New posts
New media
New media comments
New profile posts
Latest activity
Media
New media
New comments
Search media
Members
Current visitors
New profile posts
Search profile posts
Log in
Register
What's new
Search
Search
Search titles and first posts only
Search titles only
By:
New posts
Search forums
Menu
Log in
Register
Forums
Non-Cattle Specific Topics
Coffee Shop
Dumbest Question ever asked
JavaScript is disabled. For a better experience, please enable JavaScript in your browser before proceeding.
You are using an out of date browser. It may not display this or other websites correctly.
You should upgrade or use an
alternative browser
.
Reply to thread
Help Support CattleToday:
Message
<blockquote data-quote="Keren" data-source="post: 415263" data-attributes="member: 3195"><p>Numerous dumb questions from townies while I am at a show.</p><p></p><p>1.) </p><p>Him: Excuse me could you please tell me where I can find the cattle? </p><p>Me (sitting next to a Hereford bull): These are the cattle</p><p>Him: Oh, okay. So where are the cows?</p><p></p><p>(it gets better)</p><p></p><p>Me: These are the cows.</p><p>Him: (long silence) So where are the cattle?</p><p></p><p>2.)</p><p>Woman: Why do some of the cows have different looking udders? (testicles . . . )</p><p></p><p>3.)</p><p>Bloke: How do you get the wool off cattle?</p><p></p><p>4.)</p><p>Woman: Excuse me, could my daughter please pat your dog? (it was a boer goat)</p><p></p><p>5.)</p><p>Kid: look mum, a donkey! (calf)</p><p></p><p>6.)</p><p>Woman: When you milk the cow, is it hard to get it into the carton? I mean, its such a small opening . . .</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Keren, post: 415263, member: 3195"] Numerous dumb questions from townies while I am at a show. 1.) Him: Excuse me could you please tell me where I can find the cattle? Me (sitting next to a Hereford bull): These are the cattle Him: Oh, okay. So where are the cows? (it gets better) Me: These are the cows. Him: (long silence) So where are the cattle? 2.) Woman: Why do some of the cows have different looking udders? (testicles . . . ) 3.) Bloke: How do you get the wool off cattle? 4.) Woman: Excuse me, could my daughter please pat your dog? (it was a boer goat) 5.) Kid: look mum, a donkey! (calf) 6.) Woman: When you milk the cow, is it hard to get it into the carton? I mean, its such a small opening . . . [/QUOTE]
Insert quotes…
Verification
Post reply
Forums
Non-Cattle Specific Topics
Coffee Shop
Dumbest Question ever asked
Top