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<blockquote data-quote="Tommy Ruyle" data-source="post: 353601" data-attributes="member: 1448"><p>A drunk is driving through the city and his car is weaving violently all over the road. A cop pulls him over and asks, "Where have you been?"</p><p></p><p>"I've been to the pub," slurs the drunk.</p><p></p><p>"Well," says the cop, "it looks like you've had quite a few."</p><p></p><p>"I did alright," the drunk says with a smile.</p><p></p><p>"Did you know," says the cop, standing straight and folding his arms, "that a few intersections back, your wife fell out of your car?"</p><p></p><p>"Oh, thank heavens," sighs the drunk. "For a minute there, I thought I'd gone deaf."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Tommy Ruyle, post: 353601, member: 1448"] A drunk is driving through the city and his car is weaving violently all over the road. A cop pulls him over and asks, “Where have you been?” “I've been to the pub,” slurs the drunk. “Well,” says the cop, “it looks like you've had quite a few.” “I did alright,” the drunk says with a smile. “Did you know,” says the cop, standing straight and folding his arms, “that a few intersections back, your wife fell out of your car?” “Oh, thank heavens,” sighs the drunk. “For a minute there, I thought I'd gone deaf.” [/QUOTE]
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