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<blockquote data-quote="certherfbeef" data-source="post: 38369" data-attributes="member: 190"><p>Subject: Cowboy</p><p></p><p></p><p>> </p><p>> A drunken cowboy lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh</p><p>> Amarillo Theater. </p><p>> When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the cowboy,</p><p>> "Sorry, sir, but you're only allowed one seat." </p><p>> The cowboy groaned but didn't budge. The usher became more impatient:</p><p>> "Sir, if you don't get up from there I'm going to have to call the</p><p>> manager." </p><p>> Once again, the cowboy just groaned. The usher marched briskly back up</p><p>> the aisle, and in a moment he returned with the manager. Together the</p><p>> two of them tried repeatedly to move the cowboy, but with no success. </p><p>> Finally they summoned the police. The Texas Ranger surveyed the</p><p>> situation briefly then asked, "All right buddy what's your name?" </p><p>> "Sam," the cowboy moaned. </p><p>> "Where ya from, Sam?" asked the Ranger. </p><p>> With terrible pain in his voice, and without moving a muscle, Sam</p><p>> replied, </p><p>> .. . . "... the balcony..."</p><p>></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="certherfbeef, post: 38369, member: 190"] Subject: Cowboy > > A drunken cowboy lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh > Amarillo Theater. > When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the cowboy, > "Sorry, sir, but you're only allowed one seat." > The cowboy groaned but didn't budge. The usher became more impatient: > "Sir, if you don't get up from there I'm going to have to call the > manager." > Once again, the cowboy just groaned. The usher marched briskly back up > the aisle, and in a moment he returned with the manager. Together the > two of them tried repeatedly to move the cowboy, but with no success. > Finally they summoned the police. The Texas Ranger surveyed the > situation briefly then asked, "All right buddy what's your name?" > "Sam," the cowboy moaned. > "Where ya from, Sam?" asked the Ranger. > With terrible pain in his voice, and without moving a muscle, Sam > replied, > .. . . "... the balcony..." > [/QUOTE]
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