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Dr. Crowder and Dr. Warpaint
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<blockquote data-quote="Nowland Farms" data-source="post: 243346" data-attributes="member: 2797"><p>Two doctors opened an office in a small town and put up a sign reading "Dr. Crowder and Dr. Warpaint, Psychiatry and Proctology."</p><p></p><p> The town council was not too happy with the sign, so the doctors changed it to "Hysterias and Posteriors."</p><p></p><p> This was not acceptable either, so in an effort to satisfy the council, they changed the sign to "Schizoids and Hemorrhoids."</p><p></p><p> No go.</p><p></p><p> Next they tried "Catatonics and High Colonics." Thumbs down, again.</p><p></p><p> Then came "Manic depressives and Anal Retentives."</p><p></p><p> Still not good.</p><p></p><p> How about "Minds and Behinds"? Unacceptable again.</p><p></p><p> So they tried "Lost Souls and Ass Holes." Still no go.</p><p></p><p> Nor did "Analysis and Anal Cysts," "Nuts and Butts," "Freaks and Cheeks," or "Loons and Moons" work either.</p><p></p><p> Almost at their wit's end, the doctors finally came up with a business slogan they thought might be acceptable to the council:</p><p></p><p> "Dr. Crowder and Dr. Warpaint, Odds and Ends."</p><p></p><p> Approved</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Nowland Farms, post: 243346, member: 2797"] Two doctors opened an office in a small town and put up a sign reading "Dr. Crowder and Dr. Warpaint, Psychiatry and Proctology." The town council was not too happy with the sign, so the doctors changed it to "Hysterias and Posteriors." This was not acceptable either, so in an effort to satisfy the council, they changed the sign to "Schizoids and Hemorrhoids." No go. Next they tried "Catatonics and High Colonics." Thumbs down, again. Then came "Manic depressives and Anal Retentives." Still not good. How about "Minds and Behinds"? Unacceptable again. So they tried "Lost Souls and Ass Holes." Still no go. Nor did "Analysis and Anal Cysts," "Nuts and Butts," "Freaks and Cheeks," or "Loons and Moons" work either. Almost at their wit's end, the doctors finally came up with a business slogan they thought might be acceptable to the council: "Dr. Crowder and Dr. Warpaint, Odds and Ends." Approved [/QUOTE]
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