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Don't mess with a Newfie!
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<blockquote data-quote="frenchie" data-source="post: 247064" data-attributes="member: 451"><p>Fw: Don't mess with a Newfie!</p><p> </p><p>>>> A Newfie, a little man, was sitting at a bar in Toronto when</p><p>>>> this</p><p>>>> >> huge, burly guy walks in. As he passes the Newfie, he</p><p>>>> hits</p><p>>>> >> him on the neck knocking him to the floor. The big, burly </p><p>>>> says,</p><p>>>> >></p><p>>>> >> "That's a karate chop from Korea."</p><p>>>> >></p><p>>>> >> Well, the Newfie gets back on his barstool and resumes</p><p>>>> drinking his</p><p>>>> >> beer.</p><p>>>> >></p><p>>>> >> The burly guy then gets up to go to the bathroom and, as</p><p>>>> he</p><p>>>> >> walks by the Newfie, he hits him on the other side of the neck</p><p>>>> and</p><p>>>> >> knocks</p><p>>>> >> him to the floor. "That's a judo chop from Japan", he says.</p><p>>>> >></p><p>>>> >> The Newfie decides he's had enough and leaves. A half hour</p><p>>>> later he</p><p>>>> >> comes</p><p>>>> >> back and sees the burly guy sitting at the bar. He walks</p><p>>>> up behind</p><p>>>> >> him and smacks him on the head, knocking him out.</p><p>>>> >></p><p>>>> >> The Newfie says to the bartender, "When he wakes up, eh, tell</p><p>>>> him</p><p>>>> >> that was a crowbar from Canadian Tire."</p><p>>>></p><p>>>></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="frenchie, post: 247064, member: 451"] Fw: Don't mess with a Newfie! >>> A Newfie, a little man, was sitting at a bar in Toronto when >>> this >>> >> huge, burly guy walks in. As he passes the Newfie, he >>> hits >>> >> him on the neck knocking him to the floor. The big, burly >>> says, >>> >> >>> >> "That's a karate chop from Korea." >>> >> >>> >> Well, the Newfie gets back on his barstool and resumes >>> drinking his >>> >> beer. >>> >> >>> >> The burly guy then gets up to go to the bathroom and, as >>> he >>> >> walks by the Newfie, he hits him on the other side of the neck >>> and >>> >> knocks >>> >> him to the floor. "That's a judo chop from Japan", he says. >>> >> >>> >> The Newfie decides he's had enough and leaves. A half hour >>> later he >>> >> comes >>> >> back and sees the burly guy sitting at the bar. He walks >>> up behind >>> >> him and smacks him on the head, knocking him out. >>> >> >>> >> The Newfie says to the bartender, "When he wakes up, eh, tell >>> him >>> >> that was a crowbar from Canadian Tire." >>> >>> [/QUOTE]
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