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DON’T TAKE YOUR MAN TO WALMART
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<blockquote data-quote="Sir Loin" data-source="post: 424805" data-attributes="member: 5601"><p>An elderly woman decided to prepare her will and told her preacher she had two final requests. First, she wanted to be cremated, and second, she wanted her ashes scattered over Wal-Mart. </p><p></p><p>"Wal-Mart?" the preacher exclaimed. </p><p></p><p>"Why Wal-Mart?" "Then I'll be sure my daughters visit me twice a week."</p><p></p><p>*****A man and his wife are sitting in the living room and he says to her:</p><p></p><p>"Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state dependent on some machine. If that ever happens, just pull the plug."</p><p></p><p>His wife gets up and unplugs the TV.</p><p>*****</p><p>One morning a husband took a pair of underwear out of the drawer. "What the ? ? ?" he said to himself as a little "dust" cloud appeared when he shook them out. </p><p></p><p>"April," he hollered into the bathroom, "why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?" </p><p></p><p>She shot back: "It's not talcum powder. It's 'Miracle Grow'."</p><p>*****</p><p> </p><p>Maxine on "the Perfect Man" - "All I'm looking for is a guy who'll do what I want, when I want, for as long as I want, and then go away. Or wait nearby, like a Dust Buster, charged up and ready when needed."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Sir Loin, post: 424805, member: 5601"] An elderly woman decided to prepare her will and told her preacher she had two final requests. First, she wanted to be cremated, and second, she wanted her ashes scattered over Wal-Mart. "Wal-Mart?" the preacher exclaimed. "Why Wal-Mart?" "Then I'll be sure my daughters visit me twice a week." *****A man and his wife are sitting in the living room and he says to her: "Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state dependent on some machine. If that ever happens, just pull the plug." His wife gets up and unplugs the TV. ***** One morning a husband took a pair of underwear out of the drawer. "What the ? ? ?" he said to himself as a little "dust" cloud appeared when he shook them out. "April," he hollered into the bathroom, "why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?" She shot back: "It's not talcum powder. It's 'Miracle Grow'." ***** Maxine on "the Perfect Man" - "All I'm looking for is a guy who'll do what I want, when I want, for as long as I want, and then go away. Or wait nearby, like a Dust Buster, charged up and ready when needed." [/QUOTE]
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