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<blockquote data-quote="USMCRanchGirl" data-source="post: 369639" data-attributes="member: 6043"><p><em>How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?</em> </p><p></p><p>Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb? </p><p> </p><p>Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code. </p><p> </p><p>Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp! </p><p> </p><p>Rottweiler: Make me. </p><p> </p><p>Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark. </p><p> </p><p>Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please! </p><p> </p><p>German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation. </p><p> </p><p>Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture. </p><p> </p><p>Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb! </p><p> </p><p>Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark. </p><p> </p><p>Chihuahua : Yo quiero Taco Bulb. Or "We don't need no stinking light bulb." </p><p></p><p>Miniature Pinscher: Doesn't matter. I'm still the same big, bad dog that I always am. Wait, who's that little guy in the mirror?</p><p> </p><p>Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares? </p><p> </p><p>Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle... </p><p> </p><p>Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry </p><p> </p><p><em>How many cats does it take to change a light bulb? </em></p><p> </p><p>Cat: Cats do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the real question is how long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage? </p><p> </p><p>ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE AGAIN, THAT WHILE DOGS HAVE MASTERS, CATS HAVE STAFF!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="USMCRanchGirl, post: 369639, member: 6043"] [i]How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?[/i] Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb? Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code. Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp! Rottweiler: Make me. Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark. Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please! German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation. Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture. Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb! Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark. Chihuahua : Yo quiero Taco Bulb. Or "We don't need no stinking light bulb." Miniature Pinscher: Doesn't matter. I'm still the same big, bad dog that I always am. Wait, who's that little guy in the mirror? Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares? Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle... Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry [i]How many cats does it take to change a light bulb? [/i] Cat: Cats do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the real question is how long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage? ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE AGAIN, THAT WHILE DOGS HAVE MASTERS, CATS HAVE STAFF! [/QUOTE]
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