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<blockquote data-quote="TCRanch" data-source="post: 1758354" data-attributes="member: 24027"><p>Probably 13 years ago, and before we had the sign at the entrance, 3 elderly Jehovah's Witnesses paid us a visit first thing in the morning. Except they took the road to the barn. At the time, we had a bull that had zero regard for the cattle guard by the barnyard entrance and had to keep the gate closed. So, they were stuck there in their Buick Le Sabre, surrounded by my cows that were begging for cubes. They were eventually able to back up .25 mile and turn around at the aforementioned fork. By golly, they were persistent, and finally made it to the house, where they were greeted by my 3 Labs. Herschel immediately peed on the car, Obie jumped up & I heard the scratching noise of his nails on the side of the car (terrifying the driver), and when the elderly lady in her pretty pink coat got out of the front passenger seat, Cecil shoved his horse-size Jolly Ball in her crotch. I just stood there, in my robe & drinking coffee, not really feeling the need to call the dogs off while she described their "treacherous adventure". But pretty pink coat Lady was a trooper and handed me some pamphlets. They never came back.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="TCRanch, post: 1758354, member: 24027"] Probably 13 years ago, and before we had the sign at the entrance, 3 elderly Jehovah's Witnesses paid us a visit first thing in the morning. Except they took the road to the barn. At the time, we had a bull that had zero regard for the cattle guard by the barnyard entrance and had to keep the gate closed. So, they were stuck there in their Buick Le Sabre, surrounded by my cows that were begging for cubes. They were eventually able to back up .25 mile and turn around at the aforementioned fork. By golly, they were persistent, and finally made it to the house, where they were greeted by my 3 Labs. Herschel immediately peed on the car, Obie jumped up & I heard the scratching noise of his nails on the side of the car (terrifying the driver), and when the elderly lady in her pretty pink coat got out of the front passenger seat, Cecil shoved his horse-size Jolly Ball in her crotch. I just stood there, in my robe & drinking coffee, not really feeling the need to call the dogs off while she described their "treacherous adventure". But pretty pink coat Lady was a trooper and handed me some pamphlets. They never came back. [/QUOTE]
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