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<blockquote data-quote="RebelCritter" data-source="post: 200278" data-attributes="member: 2925"><p>Definitions By Gender... </p><p>"THINGY": </p><p>Female: Any part under a car's hood. </p><p>Male: The strap fastener on a woman's bra. </p><p></p><p>"VULNERABLE": </p><p>Female: Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another. </p><p>Male: Playing football without a helmet. </p><p></p><p>"COMMUNICATION": </p><p>Female: The sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner. </p><p>Male: Leaving a note before suddenly taking off for a weekend with the boys. </p><p></p><p>"BUTT": </p><p>Female: The body part that "looks bigger" no matter what is worn. </p><p>Male: What you slap when someone scores a touchdown, home run, or goal. Also good for mooning. </p><p></p><p>"COMMITMENT": </p><p>Female: A desire to get married and raise a family. </p><p>Male: Trying not to pick up other women while out with girlfriend. </p><p></p><p>"ENTERTAINMENT": </p><p>Female: A good movie, concert, play or book. </p><p>Male: Anything that can be done while drinking. </p><p></p><p>"FLATULENCE": </p><p>Female: An embarrassing by-product of digestion. </p><p>Male: An endless source of entertainment, self-_expression, and male bonding.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="RebelCritter, post: 200278, member: 2925"] Definitions By Gender... "THINGY": Female: Any part under a car's hood. Male: The strap fastener on a woman's bra. "VULNERABLE": Female: Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another. Male: Playing football without a helmet. "COMMUNICATION": Female: The sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner. Male: Leaving a note before suddenly taking off for a weekend with the boys. "BUTT": Female: The body part that "looks bigger" no matter what is worn. Male: What you slap when someone scores a touchdown, home run, or goal. Also good for mooning. "COMMITMENT": Female: A desire to get married and raise a family. Male: Trying not to pick up other women while out with girlfriend. "ENTERTAINMENT": Female: A good movie, concert, play or book. Male: Anything that can be done while drinking. "FLATULENCE": Female: An embarrassing by-product of digestion. Male: An endless source of entertainment, self-_expression, and male bonding. [/QUOTE]
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