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<blockquote data-quote="dun" data-source="post: 210379" data-attributes="member: 34"><p>Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I</p><p>think I'll squeeze these pink dangly things here, and</p><p>drink whatever comes out?"</p><p></p><p>Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken</p><p>there...I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes out</p><p>of it's bum."</p><p></p><p>Why do toasters always have a setting so high that</p><p>could burn the toast to a horrible crisp, which no</p><p>decent human being would eat?</p><p></p><p>Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the</p><p>freezer?</p><p></p><p>If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a</p><p>song about him?</p><p></p><p>Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the car pool</p><p>lane?</p><p></p><p>If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio</p><p>out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?</p><p></p><p>Why does your Obstetrician/Gynaecologist leave the</p><p>room when you get undressed if he is going to look up</p><p>there anyway?</p><p></p><p>Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all</p><p>fours? They're both dogs!</p><p></p><p>What do you call male ballerinas?</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="dun, post: 210379, member: 34"] Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?" Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there...I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes out of it's bum." Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer? If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him? Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the car pool lane? If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat? Why does your Obstetrician/Gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed if he is going to look up there anyway? Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs! What do you call male ballerinas? [/QUOTE]
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