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<blockquote data-quote="la4angus" data-source="post: 29561" data-attributes="member: 132"><p>This morning on the Interstate,</p><p>></p><p>> I looked over to my</p><p>> left and there was a</p><p>></p><p>> woman</p><p>></p><p>> in a brand new</p><p>></p><p>> Cadillac</p><p>></p><p>> doing 65 mph</p><p>></p><p>> with her</p><p>> face up next to her</p><p>></p><p>> rear view mirror</p><p>></p><p>> putting on her eyeliner.</p><p>></p><p>></p><p>> I looked away</p><p>></p><p>> for a couple seconds</p><p>></p><p>> and when I looked back she was</p><p>></p><p>></p><p>> halfway over in my lane,</p><p>></p><p>> still working on that makeup.</p><p>></p><p>></p><p>> As a man,</p><p>></p><p>> I don't scare easily.</p><p>></p><p>> But she scared me so much;</p><p>></p><p>> I dropped</p><p>> my electric shaver,</p><p>></p><p>> which knocked</p><p>></p><p>> the donut</p><p>></p><p>> out of my other hand.</p><p>></p><p>> In all</p><p>> the confusion of trying</p><p>></p><p>> to straighten out the car</p><p>></p><p>> using my knees against</p><p>> the steering wheel,</p><p>></p><p>> it knocked</p><p>></p><p>> my cell phone</p><p>></p><p>> away from my ear</p><p>></p><p>> which fell</p><p>></p><p>></p><p>> into the coffee</p><p>></p><p>> between my legs,</p><p>></p><p>> splashed,</p><p>></p><p>> and burned</p><p>></p><p>> Big Jim and the Twins,</p><p>></p><p>> ruined the damn phone,</p><p>></p><p>> soaked my trousers,</p><p>></p><p>> and disconnected an</p><p>> important call.</p><p>></p><p>></p><p>> Dam women drivers</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="la4angus, post: 29561, member: 132"] This morning on the Interstate, > > I looked over to my > left and there was a > > woman > > in a brand new > > Cadillac > > doing 65 mph > > with her > face up next to her > > rear view mirror > > putting on her eyeliner. > > > I looked away > > for a couple seconds > > and when I looked back she was > > > halfway over in my lane, > > still working on that makeup. > > > As a man, > > I don't scare easily. > > But she scared me so much; > > I dropped > my electric shaver, > > which knocked > > the donut > > out of my other hand. > > In all > the confusion of trying > > to straighten out the car > > using my knees against > the steering wheel, > > it knocked > > my cell phone > > away from my ear > > which fell > > > into the coffee > > between my legs, > > splashed, > > and burned > > Big Jim and the Twins, > > ruined the damn phone, > > soaked my trousers, > > and disconnected an > important call. > > > Dam women drivers [/QUOTE]
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