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<blockquote data-quote="Calman" data-source="post: 947627" data-attributes="member: 3341"><p>99 year old man in the doctor's office for a check up.</p><p>"Well how are you doing today?" asked the doc.</p><p>"I'm doing great and theres more,since my last check up I married a 20 year old gal and now she's pregnant." said the 99 year old man.</p><p>Doc says," Let me tell you a little story,there was this farmer who decided all at once to go down to his pond and kill a beaver that's been tearing up his pond.In his haste he mistakinly grabbed his umbrella instead of his rifle as he ran out the door.</p><p>As soon as he got to the pond he spotted the beaver.Started to kill it and suddenly realized he had his umberalla instead of his rifle.</p><p>He then just pointed the umberella and said POW. And amazingly the beaver fell over dead."</p><p>The 99 year old man said," Now doc their aint no way,somebody else had to of shot that beaver."</p><p>Doc says,"Exactly."</p><p></p><p>Cal</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Calman, post: 947627, member: 3341"] 99 year old man in the doctor's office for a check up. "Well how are you doing today?" asked the doc. "I'm doing great and theres more,since my last check up I married a 20 year old gal and now she's pregnant." said the 99 year old man. Doc says," Let me tell you a little story,there was this farmer who decided all at once to go down to his pond and kill a beaver that's been tearing up his pond.In his haste he mistakinly grabbed his umbrella instead of his rifle as he ran out the door. As soon as he got to the pond he spotted the beaver.Started to kill it and suddenly realized he had his umberalla instead of his rifle. He then just pointed the umberella and said POW. And amazingly the beaver fell over dead." The 99 year old man said," Now doc their aint no way,somebody else had to of shot that beaver." Doc says,"Exactly." Cal [/QUOTE]
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